i need to ask you something... I know it sounds twisted, but I really am trying to get the best, most original answer - please reply: I am writing a science fiction love story. It's kind of twisted, but I need some help with wording. Okay, I'll tell you the part real brief. I had a boyfriend who was a real creep. He cheated on me, treated me like crap - etc. He was also a womanizer who mistreated my girlfriends. One day, a witch shrinks him to about 1/4 inch tall and I decide to toss him into the leg of my stocking overnight. The next day, I am late for college, and I dress very quickly - putting on the hose - forgetting that he's there. lol Well, I remember just as it's too late. I have no time to unchange and there he is trapped against my thigh with the tight nylon material. He screams, but no one can hear him.
OK the story goes that I decide not to let him out. Pretend you are me. What would you say to him as he begs?
NOOO!!! PLEASE!!!! LET ME OUT!!!!
(try to be creative)
2007-12-22 03:36:06 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
A big bug in curly hair of yr pussey wans freedom from the smell of yr wet pussey. Please free me on parole to celebrate christmas with other horny ones.
2007-12-22 04:47:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. If he is only 1/4 of an inch tall, you can't hear him, you know.
But, I'll play:
2. You are happy, sitting in class all day, thinking this creep of a boyfriend is finally getting what he deserves. You go to the restroom to have fun with the twerp, maybe to dangle him over a flushing toilet just to terrorize him. In the privacy of your bathroom stall, you lift up your leg to realize that you were wearing fishnet stockings that day, that he escaped earlier. The voice you thought you heard from your leg was really him riding on your shoulder. You try to see if he is still there, snapping your head around left and right to get a look when your forehead smashes into the broken hook on the bathroom door, impaling you in your temple. Your lifeless body hangs there after a few spasms, dripping blood on the cold tile floor, running to the drain in the middle of the room. The girls at the sink see the blood trickling from your closed stall and shout with disgust, "So use a tampon already!"
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2007-12-22 11:48:42 · answer #2 · answered by a_shrubbery_knight_of_ni 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm being creative, but it keeps evolving into a porn sub-plot so I'm resisting the urge to go there. Just,, um...good luck with your story, and Happy Holidays!
2007-12-22 11:39:45 · answer #3 · answered by Captain S 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
HA! keep yeling i would NOT let u out. and i think this is suppose to be in the homework help section.
2007-12-22 11:40:40 · answer #4 · answered by Pooh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your story is kinda dry and boring to me. It does not sound really original....I wouldn't read it.
2007-12-22 11:41:01 · answer #5 · answered by KurleySue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in the story, let him work his way into your panties. Then he put's on a miner's hat and go splunking in your cave.
2007-12-22 11:40:36 · answer #6 · answered by Paul W 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ask him if he wants some bacon and legs. Ha!
2007-12-22 11:40:11 · answer #7 · answered by G G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha...this sounds like an interesting story!
I would say...."You trashed me, trashed my girlfriends, and now I'll trash you."
hope this helps!
2007-12-22 11:40:51 · answer #8 · answered by hollie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
take a bathroom break and take him out
2007-12-22 11:40:50 · answer #9 · answered by Atticus l 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hush up little one before I have my crabs attack!
2007-12-22 11:41:47 · answer #10 · answered by david 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋