As you may have read from my earlier question, Im strugglin to tell her she's gettin a little bit on the heavy side. But in addition to that, her breath stinks! It seriously like a mixture of dead whale and satans a.sshole. I'm not the kind of guy to just come out and tell her (because I'm really sensitive and caring), so I like to drop subtle hints in hope that she will get it. For instance, when she is sleeping, I place breathmints on her tongue. Or, when I know were about to go out for a drive (im the driver), I'll place Listerine on the seat, so when she gets in and is about to sit on it, I say, "hang on a second, your about to sit on the LISTERINE." And even though I say 'listerine' obnoxiously louder than the rest of the sentence, she still doesn't get it. So how can I tell her, sensitively, that her breath makes me want to tie weights to my ankles and jump in a lake?
2007-07-17
09:48:31
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