Family & Relationships - 9 November 2006

I know it is a dumb question, but I have never really madeout, so just please...HELP ME!!!!!!!!!

2006-11-09 11:52:22 · 11 answers · asked by Jessy 1 in Singles & Dating

A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing. She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole, and you're a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole." He thanked her and went back to his golf.

On the back nine, the same thing happened, and he approached the lady again with the same request. She said, "I'm on the 14th, you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 13th." Once again he thanked her.

He finished his round and went into the club house and saw the lady sitting at the end of the bar. He went up to her and said, "Let me buy you a drink to show my appreciation for your help." He started a conversation and asked her what kind of work she did. She said she was in sales, and he said he was in sales also. He asked what she sold.

She replied, "If I told you, you would only laugh."

"No, I wouldn't," he said.

She said, "I sell tampons."

With that he fell on the floor laughing so hard.

She said, "See, I knew you would laugh."

"That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied. "I'm a toilet paper salesman, so I'm STILL one hole behind you!"

2006-11-09 11:52:06 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

i am trying to raise money to go on a trip this summer that costs about $6,000 plus spending money!!!! does anybody have any good and easy fundrasers that will allow me to have a large amount of profit???? all ideas are welcome!!! please help!!!

2006-11-09 11:51:50 · 6 answers · asked by swimgirl 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-11-09 11:51:40 · 7 answers · asked by foune d 2 in Singles & Dating

Do you tend to doubt yourself and accept the criticism even when it may not be due. Or do you defend yourself regardless of the validity of the criticism?

2006-11-09 11:51:24 · 7 answers · asked by Dave..... 3 in Marriage & Divorce

here's the story. i used to like this boy, let's call him Eric. And Eric used to like me, but we never went out. Now, i'm over him, but every time i'm talking to a boy, Eric becomes really jealous. but i love making him jealous. is there something wrong with me? do i still like eric?? i'm pretty sure i don't...

2006-11-09 11:51:06 · 4 answers · asked by Maria18 2 in Singles & Dating

2006-11-09 11:50:57 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends

ok well my boyfriend sent me this thing on Myspace with the subject would u____me and one of the choses was f*ck he said all of the above which meant that one too. i asked him about it and he said that he would only if i wanted to....
then i asked my friend about it and she was like u dont need to be with him if he's gonna be sayin stuff like that but i really like him and i dont think he would do nething that i didnt want to plus i'm only 14 so i dont know
just help me or at least tell me if u think i'm overreacting about it.

thanks

2006-11-09 11:50:38 · 25 answers · asked by Nicole 2 in Singles & Dating

I really think he might be gay and he might not even know it or he is trying to hide it. he comes from a family of homophobes. so i think he might be scared to admit it to me and himself. anyway what are some of the things i can do to try and get him to bust himself?

2006-11-09 11:48:15 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

because i need some tips lol

2006-11-09 11:46:46 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Why is it that girls might get annoyed if you call the too often and they in return call you like 4 times a day, and she's not even your girlfriend so what's the deal here ? She got the hots for you or is it that your just good to use around for favors ?

2006-11-09 11:46:15 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

yesturday my ex bf and i went to the park outside our school and we were making out...Whenever we are alone his mood changes he becomes so kind,loving and gentle. When i was sitting on his lap i looked into his eyes and for the first time in along time i could see he was really happy and in love. later on we had drama practice,he told me his gf is ming 2 visit him 4 da 1st 2m so i hav to keep my distance. i asked him y healways cares about wut his other friend thinks. he told me it doesn't matter if he makes out with anyone else b/c it doens't mean anytihng to him..then i told him the TRUTH that it DIDNT mean anytihng 2 me..he became really upset and told me it meant the world to him. now im at home kinda heartbroken. if he has sex with his gf today then it porves that i dont matter but if he doesn't thenwe might have a chance to work things out. he is afraid that if we get back together his other ex willhurt me cuz she's crazy..wut do i do?

2006-11-09 11:46:12 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

why is it, when a guy you know such as your best friend would not look at you when they talk. Is it some sort of thing that he likes you or just that he is to shy and he don't want to look at you. he just left here and when he left i had to laugh, because i think its funny. he talks to me but he barely looks at me, he was standing there actually lookin at the wall. am i rude for laughing? or should i think that the dude is feeling me?

2006-11-09 11:45:58 · 5 answers · asked by Pretty Native Lady 2 in Friends

there is this guy at my school that i really like, but he is one year ahead of me. idk if he likes me, i see him staring at me sometimes, i wish i could go out with him but my parents won't let me, what should i doooo?!?!?!?

2006-11-09 11:45:34 · 3 answers · asked by imacatholic1 3 in Singles & Dating

how should a romantic evening go?

2006-11-09 11:44:46 · 4 answers · asked by funnygirl 1 in Singles & Dating

here's the story. i used to like this boy, let's call him Eric. And Eric used to like me, but we never went out. Now, i'm over him, but every time i'm talking to a boy, Eric becomes really jealous. but i love making him jealous. is there something wrong with me? do i still like eric?? i'm pretty sure i don't...

2006-11-09 11:44:20 · 6 answers · asked by Maria18 2 in Singles & Dating

My friend is an Asian guy and he is pretty good looking in guy's point of view. Some people have some thoughts about Asian guys being boring, but I don't think they are. This kid, he is 5'11 and is 180lbs. He has a wavy hair, great fashion sense, and is quiet for most part, but hilarious when he opens his mouth. He has 3.8 GPA and plays volleyball in our school team. These girls were asking me about him so that I can hook him up with them. Is he attractive? I know this is not a great question or details, but I wanted to get the thoughts that Asians are not that bad. Thanks.

2006-11-09 11:43:55 · 11 answers · asked by dreamwizard 2 in Singles & Dating

My best friend's cousin has started to cut herself after a converstion on the phine with her mom. Her mom aske d her to come for thanksgiving. the cousin said why bother you never call you never write you didn't even send me a birthday present. (her mother ran away when the cousin was 5)
the mom replied you know what_________, i hate and i'll never talk to you again. forget i was even your mother in the first place.
So the girl walk into the bathroom with a knife from the kitchen and starts cutting herself. she's done this in the past but not this bad. my friedn told me about it today. what should i do. ______ is always there when we're about to tell an adult. my freind needs help bu i don't know what to do or tell her.

2006-11-09 11:43:50 · 3 answers · asked by ♥Rayyhol♥ 4 in Friends

Is it wrong if I want to just sit on the seawalls and hold you tight as we look at the sunset? Is it wrong for you to spend the night over at my place with something to eat and a few good movies? Is it wrong if I spread a towel on the beach and we lay and look at the stars, just the two of us. Is it wrong if I want to marry you and have a little boy of our own? Is it wrong if I sway him to sleep in the hammock on the balcony at nights and tell him that the brightest star in the sky is mommy? Is it wrong if I spoil him alittle and take him out for ice-cream and tell him to give mommy a big kiss and he'd run to her and put his little hands on her cheeks? Is it wrong if I call you my princess and my little teddy? Is it wrong to leave little "i love you" notes next to your pillow everyday? Why is this such a crime? Where am I going wrong? Is it just me? Is it wrong?

2006-11-09 11:43:17 · 16 answers · asked by conan12002us 1 in Family

2006-11-09 11:42:19 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

i really,really,really like him, and he seems to like me. even my friends say he seems to like me. i decided to tell him that i like him on monday, but i don't know exactly how to tell him. please help me i'm kind of shy.

2006-11-09 11:42:16 · 12 answers · asked by reba 2 in Singles & Dating

My son does not want any alcohol any his wedding dinner? I thought he should think of his guests. Looking for advice. Thanx in advance.

2006-11-09 11:41:40 · 43 answers · asked by g b 1 in Weddings

My grandma died today and we all knew it was going to happen soon, but it hurts like hell still. Not really a question, just wanted a little venting spot.

2006-11-09 11:41:17 · 10 answers · asked by L♥G 5 in Family

i just want to find my parents. my mom Teresa found me once and I met Alex once also in Carson city, NV...but we lost touch....I wonder about them daily and it kills me not even knowing if they are dead or alive. Please help!! Thanks....Tanya, 2/19/1978...born in SanFransisco at Letterman Hospital.... I think...originally.."baby girl Wolfe". ":(

2006-11-09 11:40:58 · 4 answers · asked by want2find Teresa&Alex/bparents 1 in Family

Mind you we have been married for 2 years and have a 3 month old baby. He typed her name into a search engine and found her last year. They have been exchanging pics and emails all the time ever since. I sneaked into his emails yesterday and found a couple of pics of her. I also found a letter (long letter from her) where they talked about their past, even though she is also currently married and lives in another country now. Does this mean he never had any closure with her and is still secretly and emotionally attached to her? Why is he doing this and keeping it from me? Is he bored with me?

2006-11-09 11:40:49 · 34 answers · asked by Meliss 2 in Marriage & Divorce

I just asked a question and some told me that I was being a mother to my husband instead of a wife.
Will, then what is a wife. As a wife how can I be there for my husband? He cheated on me, had a baby with his X-wife, I'm still there showing him and telling him that I love him. I don't understand, please someone out there tell me, what is a wife. Let me add on we do not have any children together. I have four from my late husband.

2006-11-09 11:40:46 · 8 answers · asked by Anilop 1 in Marriage & Divorce

2006-11-09 11:40:41 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

My fiance is a minister and really is being faithful with not having premarital sex...............(Yea.....I finally got a real one!!!) Anyway, we are planning a wedding for June 2007. Uh..........we can't wait that long! So we are planning a secret ceremony to become legal. The reason I suggested this is because I want to have a traditional wedding with the works. But, I want everyone to be excited about it and I feel that if they already know that we are married, they won't be that excited and it may bring me down. I don't want to feel this way........so we are going to elope next month. My thing is........I want to have my real wedding in Mississippi. So, if we elope in Illinois where he lives what will my pastor do when he wants to sign the marriage license? Can I apply for another license in Mississippi even though we are already married? I hope I make sense!!! Please help!!!!

2006-11-09 11:40:34 · 6 answers · asked by Ms. Hodges 2 in Marriage & Divorce

Has everyone in S&D (Singles and Dating) had their first kiss? Is it normal if you've never kissed a boy in life (and I'm 18) and I've never kissed a guy(not ashemed to say it....) ...... but many guys attemped to kiss me but I backed off. I'm just waiting for someone special to show up in my life, and I'm waiting... Is it ok to not have kissed yet?

2006-11-09 11:40:00 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

My mom lives with me, my husband and our 2 kids..age 2 and 4. When we bought our house she moved in with us a few years ago and shortly after my husband was deployed. Long story short, my husband and I have NEVER lived alone, Ive never lived independtly and I am really starting to resent everyone. I am almost 27, stayed at home while I went to college and now my husband is redeployed on his second tour. I appericate the help my mom lends with my kids and shes always ready to help me. Ive decided to put my youngest, who is almost 3 in a preschool half of the week. My mom suggested that she take me to work (we have one car) so he can go all 5 days. I said no, solely because I dont want my mom dropping me off at my job and picking me up. She seemed to be offended and said I was "embarrased" by her. It seems like when I try to have my one little bit of independence she views it as a personal attack on her character. When I tell her that I am 26, married with 2 kids she says I dont need her

2006-11-09 11:39:01 · 10 answers · asked by *sweet sugar* 2 in Family