A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing. She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole, and you're a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole." He thanked her and went back to his golf.
On the back nine, the same thing happened, and he approached the lady again with the same request. She said, "I'm on the 14th, you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 13th." Once again he thanked her.
He finished his round and went into the club house and saw the lady sitting at the end of the bar. He went up to her and said, "Let me buy you a drink to show my appreciation for your help." He started a conversation and asked her what kind of work she did. She said she was in sales, and he said he was in sales also. He asked what she sold.
She replied, "If I told you, you would only laugh."
"No, I wouldn't," he said.
She said, "I sell tampons."
With that he fell on the floor laughing so hard.
She said, "See, I knew you would laugh."
"That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied. "I'm a toilet paper salesman, so I'm STILL one hole behind you!"
2006-11-09 11:52:06 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Good one. Haha, that just made me day, totally. Funny! :) Thanks for sharing
2006-11-09 12:02:29 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not a question, but very funny joke. Made me laugh.
2006-11-09 19:55:13 · answer #2 · answered by johnb693 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well is easy toliet paper is used for the but hole and the tampons are for the vagina hole
2006-11-09 19:56:11 · answer #3 · answered by wishing it what i do best 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was a good one.
2006-11-09 19:57:05 · answer #4 · answered by TRULEY MADLY DEEPLEY 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's good. I like that.
2006-11-09 19:56:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was very funny!Thanks
2006-11-09 19:58:40 · answer #6 · answered by tazzle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell me when to laugh
2006-11-09 19:55:35 · answer #7 · answered by MamasaidknockUout_1978 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha! funny
2006-11-09 19:55:33 · answer #8 · answered by r. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u wouldn 't know one from the other.
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2006-11-09 19:58:08 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one LOL
2006-11-09 19:57:45 · answer #10 · answered by who-wants-to-know 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋