I was at wal-mart and I walk in front of my gf as all ways. Bored out of my mind. Untill a red neck moment came up, I had to fart and I did. No noise at all and let it rip. But my gf was behind me and a nother couple was next to her and looking at something. And I smell the fart, and god it was a bad one, enough to bring tears to ones own eyes. So I did the best thing I could, I walked out of that aisle to the end and went to the to the other side so I could look down that aisle. You know just in case I had to fart again. Then it happen, my gf and the other couple looked at each other, lol and my gf said excuse me "but if you need to use the restroom, then it is time to go". I just started laughing my head off, it is so funny. And she told everyone about it, that she know. But now I find myself, doing it when we ever go to the store and whenI get bored. Now she thinks the whole world is farting in public, Then she stated that she should just fart when ever she felt like it.
2006-07-13
17:13:25
·
6 answers
·
asked by
houtexknights330
4
in
Singles & Dating