I was at wal-mart and I walk in front of my gf as all ways. Bored out of my mind. Untill a red neck moment came up, I had to fart and I did. No noise at all and let it rip. But my gf was behind me and a nother couple was next to her and looking at something. And I smell the fart, and god it was a bad one, enough to bring tears to ones own eyes. So I did the best thing I could, I walked out of that aisle to the end and went to the to the other side so I could look down that aisle. You know just in case I had to fart again. Then it happen, my gf and the other couple looked at each other, lol and my gf said excuse me "but if you need to use the restroom, then it is time to go". I just started laughing my head off, it is so funny. And she told everyone about it, that she know. But now I find myself, doing it when we ever go to the store and whenI get bored. Now she thinks the whole world is farting in public, Then she stated that she should just fart when ever she felt like it.
2006-07-13 17:13:25 · 6 answers · asked by houtexknights330 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Dear Gas Man,
This is probably gonna shock everyone since I'm a minister... but... Dude... you're my hero...
I used to do the same thing to my gf, except since we were usually in Wal-mart at night, there was no one else to blame, so I didn't bother with the SBD (Silent But Deadly)... I would just let it rip as loud as I could and then turn around and yell at her for doing something so disgusting... I would follow up by walking away from her exclaming how sick she must be to fart like that... or I would ask her how much broccoli she had to eat... it was also very important to me that I ask these questions in an extremely loud voice, so I could draw more attention to her.
Hey... ministers aren't perfect... and we're aloud to have a sense of humor.
2006-07-13 17:27:34 · answer #1 · answered by Rev T L Clark 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No advice, somewhat. you're in basic terms a typical female. no longer something incorrect with you. only savor gazing your warm, abusive husband slowly decay as you sit down on my own in front of the television, menopausal and with a broken, deformed jaw/face. :)
2016-12-10 06:29:46 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure of your question. Funny but crude.
2006-07-13 17:32:47 · answer #3 · answered by turtle33 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's childish.
2006-07-13 17:17:15 · answer #4 · answered by ♥dream_angel♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What a gas!!
2006-07-13 17:17:03 · answer #5 · answered by thebushman 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
and your question is???? Tada??????????
2006-07-13 17:17:31 · answer #6 · answered by April 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋