Okay, I need to know how to communicate to my boyfriend that I am very attracted to him sexually. I tried telling him, "You were in my dream last night." He says, "Oh really?" I say, "Yes....it involved a dark closet." He was like, "Oh. What, were there monsters in it or something?" I said, "No. What do people do in dark closets?" He asked, "Clean? Or maybe they are looking for something and are too lazy to turn the light on." I sighed and was like, "You are so dense." I try to hint things to him, but he's just so dense. I tried saying, "You want to go to the stairwell?" He said, "What would we do there?" Well, duh! Make out of course! I try telling him that he is so incredibly handsome and other things of the like, but then he just says something about politics. How do I get him to respond? I am a very attractive woman (many people have told me) and I tried wearing a sexy red dress and caressing him, whispering things in Spanish into his ear, but he still just doesn't get it. Help!
2006-06-21
14:35:56
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