How do I communicate desire to my incredibly dense boyfriend?

Question

Okay, I need to know how to communicate to my boyfriend that I am very attracted to him sexually. I tried telling him, "You were in my dream last night." He says, "Oh really?" I say, "Yes....it involved a dark closet." He was like, "Oh. What, were there monsters in it or something?" I said, "No. What do people do in dark closets?" He asked, "Clean? Or maybe they are looking for something and are too lazy to turn the light on." I sighed and was like, "You are so dense." I try to hint things to him, but he's just so dense. I tried saying, "You want to go to the stairwell?" He said, "What would we do there?" Well, duh! Make out of course! I try telling him that he is so incredibly handsome and other things of the like, but then he just says something about politics. How do I get him to respond? I am a very attractive woman (many people have told me) and I tried wearing a sexy red dress and caressing him, whispering things in Spanish into his ear, but he still just doesn't get it. Help!

Answer 1

Perhaps flash cards or pictures with drawings on them.

Answer 2

I hate to say it, but you won't be able to change him. Nor why should you? If you fell for him because of his looks, then sorry to say, that's probably all you're gonna get from him.

Either be satisfied with the way he is, or find somebody that understands you better. Trying to change him is almost always a "loose-loose" situation in a relationship. I'm sure there are still some good looking guys out there that can understand you better (or are at least willing to get to know you better).

Answer 3

You cant help he is a goofus, just go at it 100% straight forward. Little mind games like your playing just confuse guys to death, if your honest and tell him exactly what you want, there is no way he can miss the point your trying to make.

Answer 4

Well at least you're trying, but just tell HIM how you feel! Keep in mind that all guys aren't that sexual, you may want him to do something like make out with you but maybe he doesn't feel comfortable

Answer 5

Sweetheart, you need to speak up or move on. If you want something bad enough say it, you can't hint around something. If you want a steak scream it, don't talk about this cow you saw in the field and how tasty it looked. COME ON now!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 6

Sounds like you need a smarter boyfriend. How can he be your "boyfriend" if you don't have a relationship? Maybe he just thinks of you as a buddy. Tell him exactly what you want & see what happens.

Answer 7

Gee...maybe being just BLUNT to this guy is the route you should take...believe me, most guys don't like for us to HINT around at anything. They like us telling them exactly what we are trying to get across. Anything other than that just looks like you are playing games.

Answer 8

Girl, just do it. Take the initiative and do the things you want. If it's sex you want, then do it. Take his clothes off and just do the thing to him and with him you want. Maybe he is afraid. Just take the initiative and do it. Have fun. Life's much too short not to have fun.

Answer 9

Try being straightforward instead of beating around the bush. Just tell him exactly what you mean.

Answer 10

write him a list of thing you want done, like a shopping list or a chore list & be very discriptive, then tell him to finish the list before you can talk to him again.

Answer 11

Well, put on your highest heels, a feather boa and nothing else and go sit down on his lap facing him or give him a lap dance. I don't know.