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Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg many years ago was stranded late one night at a fashionable resort - one that did not admit Jews. The desk clerk looked down at his book and said, "Sorry, no room. The hotel is full."

The Jewish lady said, "But your sign says that you have vacancies."

The desk clerk stammered and then said curtly, "You know that we do not admit Jews. Now if you will try the other side of town..."

Mrs. Rosenberg stiffened noticeable and said, "I'll have you know I converted to your religion."

The desk clerk said, "Oh, yeah, let me give you a little test. How was Jesus born?"

Mrs. Rosenberg replied, "He was born to a virgin named Mary in a little town called Bethlehem."

"Very good," replied the hotel clerk. "Tell me more."

Mrs. Rosenberg replied, "He was born in a manger."

"That's right," said the hotel clerk. "And why was he born in a manger?"

Mrs. Rosenberg said loudly, "Because a jerk like you in the hotel wouldn't give a Jewish lady a room for the night!"

2007-12-24 23:03:14 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

and to stay away from me ?

i say this because something very weird is happening to me.

i think people are being told to stay away from me, wide berth me.

im a borderline personality disorder sufferer, im 30 years old, i live alone in a one bedroom flat on sickness benifit...ive had a very hard life....sexual abuse..bullying...abuse...assaults.

i have a very low self esteem because of this, always have done...im clingy to...struggle to form relationships with people...feel unworthy. dont no how to talk....reciprocate with people.
due to my traumatic life, ive never made a single friend in life...never had a partner or been in a relationship, ever.

i want to know since ive had the internet, for 2 years, ive met a handful of people on myspace...on yahoo answers...on dating sites...added them to my messenger...msn or yahoo....i talk with them for a couple of weeks...then i dont hear from them again....they erase them selves or delete me...stop talking to me...or appear permenantly

2007-12-24 23:02:54 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

how do i get ready for the higher altitudes of breckenridge, i dont want to get sick, i am going snow skiing for my first time in feb and i am 51 and what do i look for if i do get sick from the altitude? signs?

2007-12-24 23:02:31 · 1 answers · asked by aerogirl06 2 in Snow Skiing

If Jesus said "I am the way, the truth and the life. No one can come to the Father except through me.", why then do Catholics pray to angels and the saints?

2007-12-24 23:01:17 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

It started on december 12 2007 how many more weeks?

2007-12-24 23:01:12 · 1 answers · asked by AAA 1 in Pain & Pain Management

2007-12-24 23:00:40 · 9 answers · asked by mario v 1 in Religion & Spirituality

Are Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses Christian? They follow the bible and stuff, but I know they are much more different and I am pretty sure they aren't included in the Protestant side of Christianity. Is this right?

2007-12-24 23:00:30 · 19 answers · asked by Me 2 in Religion & Spirituality

I didn't, btw
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2007-12-24 23:00:25 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I know that they all basically believe we were born into sin and that Jesus died for our sins. But what makes them unique and different from one another? I think having answers to this might help me decide which Church I would like to belong to.

2007-12-24 23:00:04 · 14 answers · asked by Me 2 in Religion & Spirituality

hope you all have a lovley day to and all the men and women at war thinking of you all stay safe and healthy.

2007-12-24 22:59:35 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Christmas

AAARRRGHHHHH!!! :D :D :D

What did you get for Xmas??xx

2007-12-24 22:59:02 · 28 answers · asked by Miss Notorious 5 in Polls & Surveys

Cheated on me back on 98 and again last easter with the same man.He lives overseas and he is married with 2 kids now.Came to AU with his family, called my wife and asked her out and ,she didnt say no. My wife lied to me about the affair telling me that it was just flirt.i didnt believe the story back then but i gave her another chance. When i found out this time i demanded the trouth..She said that They had an affair both times,She wanted an adventure back then..and this time she was stressed,,they played sexuly but never had sex with him.(??)She avoids the subject every time...and since i found out she is overeacting in sex. Is she trying to confuse me? Other fact are that we have four kids and are in our mid 30s...It really bothers me the idea that she is lying to me again..very hard to trust her this time..Everything i know till now was hard to take out from her...She finds uncomfortable to talk about it..and i'm burning in hell...So i need some help here..Anybody..please.....

2007-12-24 22:58:44 · 16 answers · asked by TOXOTIS 1 in Marriage & Divorce

sad as i know but think she 'll be wearing
a bright green dress

2007-12-24 22:56:51 · 10 answers · asked by i have no identity 3 in Royalty

I've a audition coming up and I have been informed it will be at a private address are auditions usually held at a private address?

2007-12-24 22:56:20 · 4 answers · asked by lilseraph 2 in Theater & Acting

2007-12-24 22:56:11 · 18 answers · asked by reverendrichie 4 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-12-24 22:55:37 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Europe

I normaly open them on Christmas Eve.

2007-12-24 22:55:22 · 24 answers · asked by D 7 in Christmas

Asking the top two questions above, I am doubtful I will find a reasonable answer to these questions. Spare me the answer of it is up to me to decide because I already know that. It is a question with a point. How can mankind say that one God is right and the other one is wrong? How the hell would you know, really how would you know...?

2007-12-24 22:55:04 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

i have a fish pond with hundreds of 'mollies' and 'platys'and there is room for more as the pond is quite large.but the water has turned so green and dirty that this water when poured to garden plants,they wilt off & die......also all the duckweeds in the pond died off.i have lots of lotus plants in the pond which r quite healthy

2007-12-24 22:54:38 · 4 answers · asked by sincerekid 1 in Garden & Landscape

eg,Boeing 747, 737 ,717, 727, 777 ................etc Thanks!

2007-12-24 22:54:06 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Aircraft

2007-12-24 22:53:31 · 5 answers · asked by riseball 2 in Laptops & Notebooks

2007-12-24 22:53:11 · 30 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

i occasionally get mouth ulcers and i have this chinese powder to make it go away once its there. but how do you not get an ulcer in the first place?

2007-12-24 22:53:10 · 6 answers · asked by ilikechickenilikepizza 5 in Dental

2007-12-24 22:52:04 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

I GOT A COMPUTER!!!!!..I GOT A COMPUTER!!! I GOT A COMPUTER!!!!!! With a FLATSCREEN MONITOR !!!
I don't have to wait in line for the computer anymore!! I have one of my own! I can get on ANY TIME I WANT TO!!!! La La La La La La....I'M SOOOO HAPPY!!!!!! Now I can talk to the DAYTIME Paranormal people!!!!

2007-12-24 22:51:38 · 14 answers · asked by Deenie 6 in Paranormal Phenomena

In Ethiopia, we no middle names and no real "last names." The family uses the father's first name... For example, if the father's name is David, the children's last name become David... so if you have 3 kids named John, Mark, Ruth.. Their names would become John David, Mark David and Ruth David. And women never change their last names when they get married... their keep their own last name which is their father's firat name... So everyone's last name is their father's first name. Is this unique to Ethiopia? Are there any other cultures that have similar tradition?

2007-12-24 22:51:04 · 7 answers · asked by Wubishet 5 in Genealogy

It looks so obvious that Colts struggle to get somebody fast enough and big enough to bring down Peyton's laser accurate passes. Cannot get open, cannot hold on, cannot get it done. Makes Peyton look bad very often this season. Peyton is getting bull rushed and having to run in an offense totally designed for the pocket passer. Bad planning from the git go. Bad foresight. Nonsense. Colts coaching are who is to blame. If the team was built around Peyton why isn't he surrounded by top notch receivers in depth. How are they misspending the budget on other things. These problems will do them in and next year will be no better. Peyton will take more hits searching for an open receiver and his offensive line will get beaten more often than not.

Why recruite a top gun pilot and sit him in a piper cub for a trip to the superbowl? Somebody made some bad personnel decisions. Real stupid bad. Cowboys, Pats and others made better personnel decisions, early on. Colts are lacking.

2007-12-24 22:50:14 · 16 answers · asked by JIM 4 in Football (American)

2007-12-24 22:49:41 · 6 answers · asked by rashid274 4 in Religion & Spirituality

Well, i happened to see this cute guy at the mall the same day the dream happened.

In my dream, i was in my house and i walk outside and i see this guy [who I have liked for a long time except i made a mistake and turned him down] and he gave me a kiss on the cheek and we just talked. Then we went to the mall and i woke up.

Now, upon waking up i realized that the guy at the mall i saw kinda looked like the guy i liked. The thing is that we have never saw face-to-face [we met online and settled with chatting and camming] and i haven't seen the guy online for a few weeks now.

Well, your thoughts now. =]

2007-12-24 22:47:46 · 2 answers · asked by Ojcc 3 in Dream Interpretation