All categories - 24 December 2007

Three frogs are arrested and brought into the courtroom for sentencing.
The judge asks the first frog, "What's your name?"
"Frog."
"What were you arrested for?"
"Blowing bubbles in the water."

Then he asks the second frog, "What's your name?"
"Frog."
What were you arrested for?"
"Blowing bubbles in the water!"

Then he asks the third frog, "What's your name?"......















"Bubbles." :(

2007-12-24 11:40:26 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-24 11:40:15 · 2 answers · asked by Max F 2 in Video & Online Games

i have a HUGE ulcer on the inside of my lip
any tips on how to get it to go away?

2007-12-24 11:39:58 · 17 answers · asked by Lauren. 4 in Religion & Spirituality

i just finished my phd so i am looking at roughly 10+ years of very low wages; should i lease a car or should i buy one? is it more COSTLY to keep leasing again and again or buy a car? but i cant afford decent monthly payments, so will the cars i can afford to BUY last me 10-12 yrs? thanks

2007-12-24 11:39:53 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Buying & Selling

Keep in mind i understand algebra but have a very hard time with statistics... I dont know why...

2007-12-24 11:39:47 · 17 answers · asked by SwimBuddy 3 in Mathematics

I own an african spur turtle and live in Az ,,, I believe the turltle shld be hibernating but i hve seen it out twice in the last few days .. it looks very thin and will not eat anything ... when normally its eaten all the stuff on its plate .. im wondering if this is normal behavior for the winter or should i be worried

2007-12-24 11:39:47 · 4 answers · asked by imconfuzed 1 in Reptiles

2007-12-24 11:39:44 · 9 answers · asked by sis 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

the western part to the goths. What do u think were the 3 major reasons?

2007-12-24 11:39:34 · 8 answers · asked by Alexis D 2 in History

Yahoo News

Foreign buyers snap up 2nd homes in US
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071224/ap_on_bi_ge/real_estate_foreign_buyers

2007-12-24 11:39:02 · 13 answers · asked by Chi Guy 5 in Politics

The estimated extorted lunch money total would come to $2500...excluding the interest I could have earned had I invested it.

2007-12-24 11:38:43 · 8 answers · asked by mtc005 4 in Law & Ethics

i'm a pretty good student ...97 average....2020 SAT
it seems like for every scholarship you have to write an essay and i simply don't have time to write twenty essays.
i've checked out fastweb and applyed for the two or three that don't require essays but i doubt i will hear anything about them.
the college i wish to go to is very competitive and they dont give out any money expect to those who are in serious financial need (i dont think i'll get anything out of them)
i've checked out local scholarships at the local bank and at the hospital but those are only 500 dollars each which would cover about 1/40th of my college expenses for one year.
where can i get this money without taking out loans?

any advice would be appreciated...thanks!

oh and i'm not a minority :/ wish i was

2007-12-24 11:38:30 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Financial Aid

litter? I haven't touched the cat littter box ever since I found out I was pregnant at 4 weeks, but for these past 8 weeks (I'm 12 weeks) my boyfriend changes her box but for a cat she poops a lot and we feed her a can of wet food only each day! Anhow, my concern is could simply inhaling the smell of her feces which is sometimes very strong but touching it or anything cause toxoplasmoses? Also I walk barefoot a lot on the kitchen floor and I am wondering if getting her feces on my feet by accident could cause that also? Sometimes she cleans out her box but makes all the litter splash all over the kitchen floor and my boyfr4iend has to clean it up. And 4give me 4 being so ignorant but is it okay to wash out her cat food bowl with my hands no gloves and a sponge? (I just never use gloves for washing dishes, but I always wash my hands thoroughly afterwards)? and again is it okay to kiss my cat on the top of her head, hug her hold her etc. and sometimes not even wash my hands right after?

2007-12-24 11:38:22 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

I am planning ahead for next Christmas. I have about 15 spotlights on my decorations. I want to change, to save electricity. I already have the fixtures and power cords, I only set it up for a month. Can anyone tell me how much difference there would be between switching to flurorescent bulbs or using a low voltage system?

2007-12-24 11:37:42 · 3 answers · asked by John D 1 in Do It Yourself (DIY)

.....is there any consequence for eye health, of someone never crying/getting tearful, as opposed to someone who cries or gets tearful on a regular basis...whether through laughter or feeling sad, upset etc.

2007-12-24 11:37:40 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Optical

I am wondering about free unprotected wifi internet wirless connections. I use it for free at my college, but I went over my friends house and he uses it for free too. He lives right in an excellent hotspot. Is this OK though? it doesn't ask for a password like if someone were to pay for the service. You just log in, free internet for him. How can this be? and there just a high school near by, could it be theirs or maybe someone whos paying for wifi doesn't know there protecting their spot. Can he get in trouble or is it just free. P.s. I have no idea where its coming from though, he just uses it.

2007-12-24 11:37:17 · 7 answers · asked by grfisgd 6 in Computer Networking

2007-12-24 11:37:13 · 21 answers · asked by nesikab 1 in Cats

2007-12-24 11:37:11 · 20 answers · asked by PearApple 7 in Football (American)

2007-12-24 11:36:52 · 9 answers · asked by Jessica B 2 in Dogs

Help please

2007-12-24 11:36:47 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Corporations

ok so my girlfriend likes both male and female and it has never bothered me but as i was speeking to someone on msn they don't really think it is good for a guy to go out with a Bi. i don't see a problem unless she cheats on me (i don't think she is that type of person to) and i find it funny when we walk into town and we both say "oh she is fit aint she"

well i think ill be falling out with my mate who don't like it but what is your opinion

2007-12-24 11:36:44 · 12 answers · asked by washable mist 4 in Singles & Dating

2007-12-24 11:36:38 · 7 answers · asked by tre t 1 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

if it's possible, can someone give me one example of a famous boxer that go straight to pro without compete amateur?

2007-12-24 11:36:36 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Boxing

America is a nation of immigrants.

2007-12-24 11:35:56 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

Tis the season to be jolly and everything!
Presents soon! And food :]
Christmas dinner has got to be the best bit!
Anyone excited then?
Or past that stage, and hating christmas?

2007-12-24 11:35:28 · 8 answers · asked by Ra Ra Ha Ha 2 in Christmas

Can i get a car for abt $12000, the cheaper the better. i mean a new car

2007-12-24 11:35:16 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Buying & Selling

where is it?

2007-12-24 11:35:02 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

~good night everyone~

RoChEr

2007-12-24 11:34:55 · 12 answers · asked by RoChEr 5 in Polls & Surveys