All categories - 21 December 2007

I got 229. 11 questions.

Good night.

2007-12-21 10:51:02 · 9 answers · asked by If your a bird, I'm a bird.. 5 in Polls & Surveys

My friend told me about this.

Jan: Took scarf back beacuse it was too tight

Febuary: Fired from pharmacy for failing to print labels, but
helllloooo! The bottles wont fit in the printer!

March: Got really excited! I finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months when it said "2-3 years"

April: Trapped in escalator for hours, power went out.

May: Tried to make Kool-aid, but i got the wrong recipe. Obviosly 6 cups of water wont fit in the packages.

June: Tried to go fishing. but couldnt find a lake i could walk on.

July: Lost chest stroke in swimming, but the others cheated. They used their arms.

August: My convertable got soaked cuz it was in a rain storm, top was half down but i wanted a breeze

Sep: My friend and i got in a fight! She doesn't think the capital of California is C !

Oct: I hate M&Ms they are just too hard too peel.

Nov: Baked turkey for four and a half days, it said an hour but I weigh 108.

Dec: Couldnt dial 911! Hello do you see a eleven on the phone! So I died!

2007-12-21 10:50:50 · 21 answers · asked by Julia F 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I have connected my two computers via a wired router to the internet. Both can now connect to the internet at the same time, however, I can not seem to get them to interact. I was hoping to share files and printers but they seem oblivious to each other. Number 1 is running Windows XP and the other is running Vista.. Man.. It is tough to get Old!

2007-12-21 10:50:46 · 3 answers · asked by Shade Tree Mac! 1 in Computer Networking

CNN is reporting that he was carrying a laptop computer and shouting "make that damned ad stop! make that damned ad stop..." over and over. Corporate officials are expected to comment at the top of the hour.

Can you blame him?

2007-12-21 10:50:45 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Current Events

I think it's funny..

2007-12-21 10:50:43 · 35 answers · asked by LIEUTENANT K STAR!!!! 6 in Polls & Surveys

Okay, I want a new username for my youtube account, but I'm drawing a blank. Here is some info, can you create a cool, creative, but still 'normal' username, please.
my name: madison
I like music, I'm a movie buff, my favorite colors are red, purple, yellow, mint, ect.
I like vintage things, but I also like 60's mod.
I'm a good writer, and like to write too. I think I would like a username with something about this.

Thank you for your help and creativity!

2007-12-21 10:50:36 · 5 answers · asked by crimson 5 in Other - Computers

2007-12-21 10:50:36 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Xbox

2007-12-21 10:50:20 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

2007-12-21 10:50:18 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fashion & Accessories

War on Terror: It's over. Sure there are lingering issues with Iran and Syria. But the big jihad is over. Osama won't be riding triumphantly through Mecca on a white horse. This clash of civilizations has fizzled. Proof? The surge in Iraq worked. The Iraq invasion was the bait to attract the worst elements of the muslim world to a killing field of our choosing. There we bled them physically and economically. Where are all the noisy demonstrations that used to be a feature of every muslim nation every Friday after prayer? Every muslim crazy who wanted to pick up a gun and fight the West has done so. They are either dead, or a prisoner or on the run or just plain demoralized. Allah gave them no big victories after the sneak attacks of 9/11. Sure, there will always be some nut willing to blow himself up for headlines. But that won't defeat Western Civilization. As for the schemers in the Arab world who dreamed of taking over the West by force, we see them now buying stock in US companies.

2007-12-21 10:50:17 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

I found these, which show the Holy Ghost:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Sq-YUdq1OI


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DylNVUN_3I&feature=related

2007-12-21 10:50:17 · 7 answers · asked by The Burninator 1 in Religion & Spirituality

Can you suggest a website for more informations on this? Thanks.

2007-12-21 10:50:15 · 5 answers · asked by toni n 3 in Cancer

We have 2 dogs and 7 guniea pigs and the kids want me to but with all those animals I'd have to skip the kids : ) .

2007-12-21 10:50:10 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

If an increases the risk of HIV transmission that is involved with anal sex makes it wrong to be a gay man. Wouldn't logically it would be wrong for a woman to have sex with a man, since it's much more safer for her to be a lesbian?

2007-12-21 10:50:04 · 6 answers · asked by Lisa 4 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

the company i work for has me come in at 7am thinking i will leave on my trip soon there after. however every time i start a trip they dont have the papers ready or the load cant be picked up or something and i end up there until after lunch .
yet i am still to arrive at the places at the same time .
i am really falling asleep at the wheel the dispatchers have no idea . that they cant do this and have me be awake. dont say quit as that is just not an choice here please help.

2007-12-21 10:49:48 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Safety

My boyfriend and I are in our mid 20s. We were great friends for almost two before before we started our official "relationship" almost two months ago. Would you think it is weird if I called him and said something like "I just wanted to call and say goodnight and to hear your voice before I went to sleep"? I like to do this...we are long distance...but is it strange to do this?

2007-12-21 10:49:37 · 20 answers · asked by Lindsay H 1 in Singles & Dating

I want to possibly go Airborne, but Im currently on my sixth week of BCT at Fort Jackson, (on holiday block leave) I really want to go active, which Im sure I can do, but I would also like to go infantry, is this possible?? thanx for any and all help!

2007-12-21 10:49:16 · 9 answers · asked by Cody B 2 in Military

on a toilet and forget to put the seat down

2007-12-21 10:49:14 · 18 answers · asked by gggggg 6 in Senior Citizens

I got him one today and when I put it on him he started rolling around and pawing to get it off. He does not seem to like it at all. Will it just take time to get used to? Any advice??? Thanks!!

2007-12-21 10:49:10 · 8 answers · asked by dudefromnewmexico666 3 in Dogs

Hi.
Um its carmella again..and as of right now my iguana is in a glass tank with a screen top..but i was wondering if it can move into a wired (non sharp eged) cage.?
thanks.
and its not like chicken wire..it thicker and if the iguana decided to climb on it it wouldnt cut its toes..I was just wondering if this would be okay..and also heat wouldnt be an issue.
thanks again.
much love
Carmella

2007-12-21 10:49:02 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reptiles

I bought something on the internet for Christmas expecting it to arrive by today, but it hasn't. The problem is, I used a business address (which is just next door) which will be closed tomorrow and Monday. I'm hoping they will leave it at the door, but am wondering if anyone knows if they will take it back to the post office. I will be able to check to see if it's there over the weekend so I'm hoping they don't take it back!

2007-12-21 10:48:59 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Small Business

There is a lot of things that can't be explained with formulas or measured with instruments, but does that by definition mean God must not exist?

2007-12-21 10:48:51 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I don't have much cash to invest to start with, what would be the absolute minimum I should outlay at the beginning? and I've heard there is some good beginners software that allows you to do virtual trading for a few months so you can get the hang of it before you outlay any real money, anyone know of any good ones?

2007-12-21 10:48:38 · 9 answers · asked by Damon C 1 in Investing

do you like this sweater?
http://www.ae.com/web/browse/product.jsp?catId=cat90020&productId=0193_9837
so i got this sweater for my boyfriend. hes 17. do you like it? hes not really preppy but he does wear american eagle hoodies and he loves red. what do you think...would you wear it/buy it for a guy?

2007-12-21 10:48:36 · 16 answers · asked by blondie<3 2 in Fashion & Accessories

2007-12-21 10:48:29 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-12-21 10:48:28 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Performing Arts

2007-12-21 10:48:23 · 12 answers · asked by valcus43 6 in Insurance

2007-12-21 10:48:22 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

1. Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?

2. Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

3. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

4. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

5. On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message "one slice"? How many pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try to stuff in that slot?

6. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

7. Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first try?

8. How do those dead bugs get into those closed light fixtures?

9. Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear?

10. When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

11 Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

12. Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?

13. In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

14. How come we never hear father-in-law jokes?

15. If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to do it?

16. The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.

2007-12-21 10:48:17 · 23 answers · asked by tastybits 7 in Jokes & Riddles