My friend told me about this.
Jan: Took scarf back beacuse it was too tight
Febuary: Fired from pharmacy for failing to print labels, but
helllloooo! The bottles wont fit in the printer!
March: Got really excited! I finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months when it said "2-3 years"
April: Trapped in escalator for hours, power went out.
May: Tried to make Kool-aid, but i got the wrong recipe. Obviosly 6 cups of water wont fit in the packages.
June: Tried to go fishing. but couldnt find a lake i could walk on.
July: Lost chest stroke in swimming, but the others cheated. They used their arms.
August: My convertable got soaked cuz it was in a rain storm, top was half down but i wanted a breeze
Sep: My friend and i got in a fight! She doesn't think the capital of California is C !
Oct: I hate M&Ms they are just too hard too peel.
Nov: Baked turkey for four and a half days, it said an hour but I weigh 108.
Dec: Couldnt dial 911! Hello do you see a eleven on the phone! So I died!
2007-12-21 10:50:50 · 21 answers · asked by Julia F 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
These are the most clever blonde jokes I have ever heard! Usually people repost the exact same ones 100 times, but these ones are so clever! Good one!
2007-12-21 10:56:00 · answer #1 · answered by Softball Player 9 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i'm 15 boy and that i do no longer think of the flaws she's doing is a few thing to be happy with, she get widespread by doing it yet rather for my area she's basically being a skank and the boys love her for it via fact they're attractive chipmunks which will use her. I truthfully have a gf and we've been going out for over 6 months now and all we've completed is made out additionally i think of its ok for women to placed on mini skirts and beautiful clothing as long as your no longer exposing your self over the precise and as for why they do no longer like it rather is probably for the reason which you do no longer do bj, hj and what ever else your chum is doing. in my view i wouldn't in any respect go out together with her understanding what shes completed and who to there is usually a guy available that desires you basically gotta locate him. wish this helped.
2016-10-09 01:35:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is funny but not a typical year for a blonde a typical year for a blonde is shopping shopping and more shopping
2007-12-21 10:56:02 · answer #3 · answered by xEnvY4x 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Cute!
2007-12-21 10:55:38 · answer #4 · answered by Amanda W 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Those are funny! Did you make those up? If you did, good job!
2007-12-21 11:53:50 · answer #5 · answered by I♥Reba 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-12-21 10:53:58 · answer #6 · answered by empress_will 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-12-21 13:14:30 · answer #7 · answered by Res T 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
u are so funny!!!11
im giving u a star
2007-12-21 12:01:51 · answer #8 · answered by Mansour S 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My answer is TRUE
those statements are accurate
2007-12-21 10:53:36 · answer #9 · answered by Doubledown 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha
2007-12-21 10:58:58 · answer #10 · answered by Galaxy 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋