1. Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?
2. Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
3. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
4. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
5. On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message "one slice"? How many pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try to stuff in that slot?
6. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
7. Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first try?
8. How do those dead bugs get into those closed light fixtures?
9. Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear?
10. When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
11 Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
12. Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?
13. In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
14. How come we never hear father-in-law jokes?
15. If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to do it?
16. The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.
2007-12-21 10:48:17 · 23 answers · asked by tastybits 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yes, Skybluecarp you know i will, 1...4...3...
2007-12-21 10:59:34 · update #1
l love your sense of humour will you marry me
2007-12-21 10:56:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 1⤋
Oh congratulations you two!!
You mentioned you were getting hitched - I believe you now I've seen the proposal!!
Anyway to number 10 I usually retort 'I should b***** well hope so!!'
Star for you!! *
2007-12-22 11:28:19 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao..i'm plastered hun....anything is gonna set off the giggles now. xxxxxxxxxxxxx
2007-12-21 19:04:54 · answer #3 · answered by †100% Angel† 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Eeeep. Information overload.
Very good.
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2007-12-21 18:58:45 · answer #4 · answered by Maria (uk) 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol very good...my man does number 6 all the time lol
2007-12-21 23:15:47 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! Interesting facts.
2007-12-21 18:53:24 · answer #6 · answered by Nance 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lolllll ahahah thats funny
2007-12-22 00:53:58 · answer #7 · answered by Wilson J 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i got another question for you "y do women always put on mascara with their mouths open?"
2007-12-21 18:53:05 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOV IT BABY
10 PTS.
GO ROARING 'N' RArING
RAvishing way
2007-12-22 00:13:29 · answer #9 · answered by sharmaz_translator 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
love it! all so true...#15 is so right on...have a fun weekend!
2007-12-21 18:52:28 · answer #10 · answered by vycki n 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋