All categories - 20 December 2007

Long story made short: I like this guy but he likes another girl and the girl he likes is my friend, and she knew I liked him but she started flirting with him. I know I cant make him like me but I think she enjoys making me suffer instead of just going out with him? What do you think? Does she like him or is she just being a 13itch ?

PS I hate drama.

2007-12-20 23:09:38 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I saw a commercial where the couple had arrived at his place. They were already in bed, and he jumps up to put some music on the stereo. The camera focused in on his "tighty whities," showing that there were very old, and had the visible signs of a major "accident" in the past. He finishes with the music, turns around, and she is GONE! (the commercial is to buy new underwear) Would you do the same?

2007-12-20 23:09:20 · 11 answers · asked by wilrycar 4 in Polls & Surveys

A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer."

A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it and whined.

Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. The office manager looked at the dog and was surprised, to say the least. However, the dog looked determined, so he lead him into the office. Inside, the dog jumped up on the chair and stared at the manager.

The manager said "I can't hire you. The sign says you have to be able to type." The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to type out a perfect letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the manager and gave it to him, then jumped back on the chair.

The manager was stunned, but then told the dog "the sign says you have to be good with a computer." The dog jumped down again and went to the computer. The dog proceeded to enter and execute a perfect program, that worked flawlessly the first time.

By this time the manager was totally dumb-founded! He looked at the dog and said "I realize that you are a very intelligent dog and have some interesting abilities. However, I *still* can't give you the job."

The dog jumped down and went to a copy of the sign and put his paw on the sentences that told about being an Equal Opportunity Employer. The manager said "yes, but the sign *also* says that you have to be bilingual."

The dog looked at the manager calmly and said, "Meow!"

2007-12-20 23:08:55 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

2007-12-20 23:08:50 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Peace.

2007-12-20 23:08:45 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Does this explain why he hires illegal aliens to do yard work?

"Republican candidate, Mitt Romney, can technically claim Latino heritage as well. His father, George Romney, was born in Colonia Dublán, Galeana, in the Mexican state of Chihuahua."

2007-12-20 23:08:34 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

2007-12-20 23:08:19 · 27 answers · asked by Not just a pretty face 3 in Polls & Surveys

Every day, the message of being kind and generous has been delivering everywhere from every direction to everybody. However, people seem meaner and meaner than ever. Why? Please offer what you think to share; I will post what is in my mind. Thank you for your paricipation.

2007-12-20 23:08:12 · 6 answers · asked by How to feel better? 4 in Sociology

its for school and idk the answer.

2007-12-20 23:08:08 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Geography

This person would.

2007-12-20 23:07:42 · 16 answers · asked by elizadushku 6 in Polls & Surveys

I say yes, as does my wife

2007-12-20 23:07:20 · 52 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

2007-12-20 23:06:49 · 9 answers · asked by ciel 2 1 in Hunting

2007-12-20 23:06:17 · 8 answers · asked by lost online 1 in Newborn & Baby

I just got home & my brother came up to me & said i got some bad news & i said what is it & he tried to tell me as carm as possible he told me that my cat got hit by a car & died & then i just bulled my eyes out straight away i was devastated & shocked i had that cat for 3years some idiot came around the corner really fast & hit it my mums friend seen it happen & my mum cried aswell my brother went over to it when it was on the road & lifted it off the road onto the side of the road thats what i got told i feel that its only going to get worst i feel that im not going to cope the same thing happen to me a year ago my dog died aswell i had him for 14yrs i was really upset aswell but this time i dont know what to do im going to miss him so sooo much & miss his meows & miss him around my brother told me not to look at my car but i did i seen him & his eyes were poped out of his head & all blood on him & all stuffed up im soooo angry at who ever hit my cat what do i do? my eyes are puffy

2007-12-20 23:06:03 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cats

i really needed water before but now i've got it..

2007-12-20 23:06:01 · 25 answers · asked by x.betweenthelines 5 in Polls & Surveys

I'm only 17, but I got pregnant on the second date. I don't believe in abortion, except in extreme cases like where the baby has half a head or is a mermaid or something.

I don't really want the father to be round because he's really irresponsible, and actually, grows cannabis. I don't want me or my baby to be mixed up in that. I'm drawn between turning him in and not, because I'm a very law abiding citizen (grade A in law), but he's also the father to my kid. Any help with that?

And also, anyone have any idea how i can tell my family? Thats the thing im most worried about really. I'm just scared out of my mind!

2007-12-20 23:05:58 · 22 answers · asked by beccatherainbow 1 in Other - Pregnancy & Parenting

Would it be possible to get into yours.

2007-12-20 23:04:59 · 13 answers · asked by elizadushku 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-20 23:04:53 · 3 answers · asked by fox's 1 in Cameras

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.

The moral of the story:

If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.

2007-12-20 23:04:22 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

2007-12-20 23:04:07 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

Ok so I am pregnant and got married this past week, and I had a glass of wine after to celebrate, I didn't even drink the entire glass but have been feeling so guilty ever since. I never drank a drop of alcohol with my first. And don't plan on drinking again with this one. Anyone else done this while pregnant? I have heard so many mixed opinions......

2007-12-20 23:03:40 · 18 answers · asked by lindsey4706 3 in Pregnancy

what year?

2007-12-20 23:03:37 · 30 answers · asked by Jessica's Bizzackup 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-20 23:03:33 · 21 answers · asked by laoidun 2 in Royalty

2007-12-20 23:03:30 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

At work, I have had to work closely with one particular staff member because I'm training him up, which has been great because I really,really like him. He's hard working & very friendly. I have always noticed that he seems very nervous all the time and I have just discovered why. His friend has told me he has a huge crush on me. This isn't new to me because I have had a lot of staff members with crushes on me. My operations manager told me it is to be expected because staff members often develope crushes on their bosses. The trouble is, every time this happens, they end up leaving when I turn them down. I want to break this cycle because as I said, I really like him (but not like that) & he is very hard working & gets along with everyone.

2007-12-20 23:03:09 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Careers & Employment

Has any one considered every person, animal, plant is made from the same basic components of Protons Neutrons and Electrons. Do you really believe this happened by complete chance.

2007-12-20 23:03:00 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

is there an adult website where women don't lie about getting laid or having sex with you. The ones I've been in all they do is lie. Some cheat on there husbands.

2007-12-20 23:02:56 · 5 answers · asked by gunnar 1 in Etiquette

You kno...when you start loosing control and worrying?

2007-12-20 23:02:09 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Have you ever self plubished in 04 "Who's who In Poetry"
04 "The Silent Journey" 07 "Who's Who In Poetry"
If so, what is the title of your poem and on what page?

2007-12-20 23:02:01 · 5 answers · asked by jenny 7 in Poetry