A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.
The moral of the story:
If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
2007-12-20 23:04:22 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
For the 21 year old young man from Galway in Ireland, I think a chicken is female and lays eggs. I also think the c**k, is her husband or her partner, and I don't think a chicken has a thingy it is the c**k that has it. or were you winding me up?
2007-12-21 09:40:17 · update #1
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-12-21 01:43:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
One Major Flaw with this story, your chicken is a "he"
So the Moral of the story really is:
If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up gay guys.
2007-12-20 23:15:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Have a christmas star for that one!
10/10!
2007-12-20 23:13:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
That's definitely a "laugh out loud" joke. Soooo funny
Have another star
2007-12-20 23:12:34 · answer #4 · answered by mistymiss 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Great Joke.... have a star
Merry Christmas x
2007-12-20 23:09:19 · answer #5 · answered by Paige 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Still laughing. Let's have some more. Happy Christmas to you.
2007-12-21 09:09:27 · answer #6 · answered by hillary 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Thats fantastic
Merry Xmas!!!!
2007-12-20 23:12:01 · answer #7 · answered by Emma P 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That is not only funny, but true in some cases. You get a star!!!
2007-12-21 01:20:46 · answer #8 · answered by Harley Lady 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I would rather have the Mercedes. LOL
2007-12-21 01:05:14 · answer #9 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Chuckles Suzie!!!!!
2007-12-21 03:12:25 · answer #10 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
maybe you should try and let me know. it was a good one-merry christmas 2 U
2007-12-20 23:12:50 · answer #11 · answered by nj2pa2nc 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋