All categories - 18 December 2007

2007-12-18 23:15:51 · 2 answers · asked by brentwood 1 in Other - Business & Finance

YAHOO. GARRY XXXXX

2007-12-18 23:15:12 · 11 answers · asked by G 5 in Philosophy

2007-12-18 23:15:05 · 5 answers · asked by Amanda C 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!
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No offense to all Law Enforcement Officers

2007-12-18 23:14:53 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 AL QAEDA TERRORISTS THAN ONE SINGLE AMERICAN SOLDIER


This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in Philadelphia. You are probably enraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement. However, we are a society which holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty.


And after all, it's just a sign.


You may ask what kind of business would dare post such a sign.


It was a funeral home. God Bless America!

2007-12-18 23:14:53 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

my ex girlfriend has a new crush.. and I always ask her close friends if she still loves me or likes me...

and they would all say that she doesnt like me anymore and she likes that other guy...

im depressed i cannot sleep ...!!

what should i do??

2007-12-18 23:14:49 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

i wanna know where you can fix your errors for free
and it wont mess up your pc

2007-12-18 23:14:22 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Security

my cousin ask for it...

2007-12-18 23:14:22 · 17 answers · asked by cielbert d 1 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

2007-12-18 23:13:53 · 23 answers · asked by Wide Awake 7 in Psychology

The one which you broke by looking into it.

2007-12-18 23:13:40 · 14 answers · asked by elizadushku 6 in Polls & Surveys

i'm 17 now and iv fallen for my english tutor who ive known for like a year as i go to his house twice a week he's 20 years older than me and has a girlfriend but he's very flirty and complimentary and stuff and me and him get on really well....i cant help having these feelings for him as i always seem to fall for older men...

i used to get myself over older men by telling myself nothin could happen but in secondary school i had a relationship with my teacher who i found out later was 44...

now i really want something to happen with my english tutor i REALLY like him and i cant help it...ive never felt so strongly about any guy my own age...and i dont know what to do or whether he really does like me....and also people keep telling me to FORGET my feelings about him and about older men but i really cant just forget about it or get over him as i really really like him. please help thanks x x

2007-12-18 23:13:36 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-12-18 23:13:03 · 19 answers · asked by Dawn G 5 in Senior Citizens

2007-12-18 23:12:28 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cycling

2007-12-18 23:12:01 · 26 answers · asked by Wide Awake 7 in Psychology

2007-12-18 23:11:57 · 26 answers · asked by small 7 in Philosophy

What it true a few years ago there was a money making scheme called the pyramid how does it work

2007-12-18 23:11:51 · 6 answers · asked by Revolver Ocelot 1 in Investing

is this normal? he will cry for it , then spits out. its now four days since it started. as i want to stop him breast feeding , pliz help

2007-12-18 23:11:44 · 12 answers · asked by anita 2 in Toddler & Preschooler

2007-12-18 23:11:18 · 4 answers · asked by Rip Torn 2 in Law & Ethics

If someone invites u to a fully naked party will go with there wearing semi-naked cloths or u will be wearing regular cloths and u check the situation there then u decide?be honost OK?
u have to be fully naked there may be u will even take off ur skin and hair lol

2007-12-18 23:11:09 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-18 23:11:09 · 35 answers · asked by Wide Awake 7 in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone have a simple recipe for a lotion or cream for a very sensitive face?

2007-12-18 23:10:24 · 3 answers · asked by Su Z Wong 2 in Other - Skin & Body

2007-12-18 23:09:59 · 22 answers · asked by Dr. VanNostrand 4 in Polls & Surveys

My supervisor has failed to see that my instructions from the dr. is that i be on modified work (workmans comp) she jumped all over me when i tried to tell her this and since then i have gone ahead and just done my job as usual. however I have gotten worse and am know having physical thearpy and have missed some days of work due to my injury. does workmans comp have to pay for my days of work i have missed and what can i do about my boss not listening to me about the modified work thing.and am i in trouble for doing my job as always. do you understand what I'm trying to say.

2007-12-18 23:09:33 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

2007-12-18 23:09:21 · 15 answers · asked by Wide Awake 7 in Psychology

2007-12-18 23:08:44 · 16 answers · asked by Маsha_Resurrected 5 in Polls & Surveys

Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge.

The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I`d like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and pursued them to give up drugs forever. I`ll see you back in court Monday."

Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one,"How did you do over the weekend?"

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."

"17 people? That`s wonderful. What did you tell them?"

"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this(small circle) is your brain after drugs."

"That`s admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?" (to the 2nd guy)

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."

2007-12-18 23:08:44 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Microsoft Office Standard Edition 2003. It says I need a user name , initials, organization and product key,. I have no idea what this is, I know alittle about my pc, but evidently not as much as I need to. Can you please help?

2007-12-18 23:08:37 · 3 answers · asked by lucylocket7258 7 in Security

2007-12-18 23:08:18 · 25 answers · asked by coolio girl/advice queen 2 in Adolescent

If it is a war for oil then why are we paying almost $3.00 a gallon for gas? If it was a war for oil we would just go over and take it.

2007-12-18 23:08:15 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Current Events