Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge.
The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I`d like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and pursued them to give up drugs forever. I`ll see you back in court Monday."
Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one,"How did you do over the weekend?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."
"17 people? That`s wonderful. What did you tell them?"
"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this(small circle) is your brain after drugs."
"That`s admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?" (to the 2nd guy)
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."
2007-12-18 23:08:44 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"156 people! That`s amazing! How did you manage to do that!"
"Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the small circle and told them, `This is your a**
shole before prison...`"
2007-12-18 23:09:05 · update #1
just sent this by text to my friends and my hubby and so far got back 2 lols i think it is hilarious well done
2007-12-18 23:17:41 · answer #1 · answered by rachel h 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-18 23:37:54 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I heard this in 1972, but it is still funny nonetheless. Have a star.
2007-12-19 00:47:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-12-18 23:11:38 · answer #4 · answered by livinfortheweekend2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite amusing, a small chuckle out loud.
2007-12-18 23:11:54 · answer #5 · answered by Birdie2006 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!!! xD
Check this out... It goes well with the joke:
http://carcino.gen.nz/images/image.phpi/7f6f0fd5/prison.jpg?cb=1115204527
2007-12-19 05:23:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
PMSL! That was actually quite good for a change!
Kudos!
http://www.myspace.com/desperatedan86
2007-12-18 23:12:32 · answer #7 · answered by pokerfacedanny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh My God! That was uproariously funny! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! My sides are splitting ! Sweetie! I don’t think I can read any more of your jokes today or I will EXPLODE LMFAO!!!
2007-12-18 23:54:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
That's usually true
2007-12-19 00:40:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-19 03:24:23 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋