A middle-aged woman is at home, merrily jumping up and down on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband arrives home from work, walks in and is astounded at what he sees.
"Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? he shouts. "What the hell's the matter with you?"
"I just came from the doctor," replies the wife. "He says I have the breasts of an 18year old!"
"Oh really," says her husband, "and what did the old coot say about your 40year old a*se?"
"Strangely enough," replies the wife, "your name never came up....."
2007-12-13
18:37:57
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