Three women were sitting talking about their husbands' performance as a lover. The first woman says, "My husband works as a marriage counsellor. He always buys me flowers and chocolate before we make love. I like that."
The second woman says, "My husband is a motorcycle mechanic. He likes to play rough and slaps me around sometimes. I kinda like that."
The third woman just shakes her head and says, "My husband works for Microsoft. He just sits on the edge of the bed and tells me how great it's going to be when I get it."
2007-12-13 18:36:47 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hope she doesn't catch a virus!
2007-12-13 18:40:25 · answer #1 · answered by backpackwayne 5 · 14⤊ 0⤋
Good that he just sits on the edge of the bed but not 'crash'. Else it would take a painfully long time to reboot him back to working condition!!!
:-)
Funny joke.
2007-12-13 20:28:03 · answer #2 · answered by 13 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah thats a pretty good one.
2007-12-13 18:41:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-11 06:28:19 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-14 06:15:22 · answer #5 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl funny
good morning hunni btw.
2007-12-13 18:42:48 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a VIRUS to me`?
2007-12-13 20:49:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
The punch line is kind of weak. not funny.
2007-12-13 18:44:13 · answer #8 · answered by i♥sf 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
all three women are beautiful
2007-12-14 06:22:43 · answer #9 · answered by panditji 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
Good morning to you also.
2007-12-13 20:41:26 · answer #10 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋