A middle-aged woman is at home, merrily jumping up and down on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband arrives home from work, walks in and is astounded at what he sees.
"Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? he shouts. "What the hell's the matter with you?"
"I just came from the doctor," replies the wife. "He says I have the breasts of an 18year old!"
"Oh really," says her husband, "and what did the old coot say about your 40year old a*se?"
"Strangely enough," replies the wife, "your name never came up....."
2007-12-13 18:37:57 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-14 06:14:54 · answer #1 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny, somewhere in between dirty and clean. But definitely a tee-hee, depending on the delivery I guess. FUNNY!
2007-12-14 02:43:13 · answer #2 · answered by Lindsay S 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not after the fiftieth time of reading...
2007-12-14 02:41:38 · answer #3 · answered by Matt 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not really but have a star for being irish
2007-12-14 02:40:53 · answer #4 · answered by Glenn F 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2007-12-14 04:42:06 · answer #5 · answered by .... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it. star for you
2007-12-14 02:41:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-12-14 02:58:51 · answer #7 · answered by Mac 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2007-12-14 04:46:05 · answer #8 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, good one. Have a star. :)
2007-12-14 02:53:52 · answer #9 · answered by Top Alpha Wolf 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha very funny
10/10
star
2007-12-14 02:44:04 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋