All categories - 13 December 2007

This Q was deleted last night. I just wanted to try it again.

2007-12-13 01:53:51 · 31 answers · asked by Mandy--relatively harmless 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-13 01:53:16 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-13 01:52:45 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Subject: Why we miss Rodney Dangerfield ....




My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time
an egg.

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she
won't drink from my glass!

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy
negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home.

A girl phoned me and said, 'Come on over. There's nobody home. 'I went
over. Nobody was home!

A hooker once told me she had a headache.

I went to a massage parlor. It was self service.

If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.

I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, 'Are you
going to hate yourself in the morning?' She said, 'No, I hate my self now.'

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you
put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off .

I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders.

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the
roaches hang themselves.

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning.

The other day I came home and a guy was jogging, naked. I asked him, 'Why?'
He said, 'Because you came home early.'

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer.

I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the
Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling.

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had
anything to play with.

2007-12-13 01:52:36 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

any direct links

2007-12-13 01:52:36 · 7 answers · asked by dmitri m 1 in Software

2007-12-13 01:52:32 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I pleaded 'no contest' to a 'simple assault' ticket... was never arrested. The court lady made me sign a sheet saying I could never own a firearm. There was no expiration date, no... no exceptions, no nothing except a lifetime loss of my second amendment rights. Is this fair? Can a small city court actually enforce something like this? I am not a FELON, was never even arrested. And YES I realize, I did plead no contest, I could have waited in the HELLA crowded lobby for 3 more hours to plead not guilty, had a trial date set, yadda, yadda and then (probaly) be found guilty (ever try pleading not guilty to speeding ticket?), have to pay all court costs, still sign over my right to bear arms. Anyways, Please can I get some intelligent responses?

2007-12-13 01:52:30 · 12 answers · asked by okcpimpin 1 in Law & Ethics

If you have cheated what made you do it?
If you are considering cheating what are your reasons?

2007-12-13 01:52:25 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

1. It was the same date as a friend who has been married 5 years, and they object, saying that is their date,

2. It is the same date as your grandparents and they say they would prefer you change it.

Are there any circumstances you would easily switch it, or any circumstances you would stand firm, no matter what?

2007-12-13 01:52:22 · 36 answers · asked by danashelchan 5 in Weddings

i have the dental tray type things, which are rubber, if i put toothpaste in it and bite it and keep it in my mouth about 10 mins every day or so would it be very good for my teeth ?

2007-12-13 01:52:17 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dental

9 months ago I could walk 5-10 miles a day without breaking a sweat or feeling the least bit tired since then I've been living a pretty inactive life 90% of my day is spent either asleep or sitting down all day (no walking or real excerise at all). Just recently I tried to walk a mile to the store and after about 1-2 block my lower back and legs start hurting to the point where iI would have literally collapsed if i didnt find a place to sit down and rest. I had to sit down at EVERY corner to rest on the way to the store (along with the back and leg pain was also be being out of breath easily) now walking 2-3 blocks or even standing up for 30-60mins is a challenge for me. My question is am I stuck like this forever and should seek medical help or is this just from being inactive for 9 months and if i push my body to walk 2-3 blcoks daily (enduring the pain for a while) it will eventually get back to the shape it was (or at least close to it) 9 months ago? Oh and Im 24 years old btw.

2007-12-13 01:52:02 · 3 answers · asked by Antoine J 1 in Diet & Fitness

2007-12-13 01:51:57 · 5 answers · asked by CoolMan 1 in Sydney

Kory Anne ? <-- does it sound like an older name to you?
Does just Kory sound old to you?

2007-12-13 01:51:52 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baby Names

I have tried every where!

Any help would be great!

2007-12-13 01:51:51 · 1 answers · asked by James W 2 in Software

HE SPEAKS IN SILENCE

When in the stillness I seek Him,
When out of utter despair

I come to the blessing of solace
In the peace and comfort of prayer,

I hear no shout from the heavens,
No sign nor vision I see

Save only this soft admonition:
"My child, come thou unto Me."

When in the twilight beguiling
My heart from its sickness and care,

His presence still safely infolds me,
Though no voice stirs on the air;

Then out of infinite silence,
Bringing newness of life to my soul,

Comes the glory of this revelation:
"Child, thou art healed and made whole."

2007-12-13 01:51:46 · 24 answers · asked by anil m 6 in Religion & Spirituality

I have been. It took me a long time to get to that point but nothing is more disappointing than having to deal with drama!!! I just don't have time for it anymore!!!

2007-12-13 01:51:45 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-13 01:51:36 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-13 01:51:35 · 2 answers · asked by wendy e 2 in Other - Business & Finance

Harvard Medical Journal revealed mental illness is a serious plague in the USA, with over 25% already diagnosed and being treated for some form of mental illness; With experts fearing another 30% is mentally ill, but not yet diagnosed or being treated. Could there be a connection to religions, churches, and what they preach and teach to these people?

Christ is the end of the law: Romans 10:4; Eph 2; Etc.
Thereby ye are not under the law, but under grace.
In Christ there is no law = no sin = no death sting...
Romans 4:15; 5:13; 1Corinthians 15:56, Etc.

If justified by law, then fallen from grace: Gal 5:4.
If fallen from grace, Christ is of "no effect to you".
Hmmm, isn't this a tad more serious than illness?
Didn't Jesus speak of a latter end worse than illness?

2007-12-13 01:51:27 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

its stupid for them not to be in a major bowl game. They lost their number 1 in the last half of a game. Its stupid...i mean im not a fan of them but thas just stupid...thats why we should have a playoff

2007-12-13 01:51:25 · 17 answers · asked by Chris H 2 in Football (American)

Is it because some people see it as criticizing brown people.

2007-12-13 01:51:18 · 12 answers · asked by moon dog 1 in Politics

2007-12-13 01:51:13 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

they play the same, almost the same height and weight too...

2007-12-13 01:50:41 · 4 answers · asked by se7enteen 2 in Basketball

2007-12-13 01:50:30 · 18 answers · asked by Harley Mama!! 7 in Polls & Surveys

my husband has temporal lobe epilepsey (complex partial seizures) and it seems like his seizures come in rashes, and the other day one was so bad he said he was hearing a heartbeat, and was smelling bad things. Is there a way other than medication He can avoid having them?

2007-12-13 01:50:28 · 2 answers · asked by mommy B 2 in Other - Diseases

and was it unrequited or did they feel the same as you?

2007-12-13 01:50:24 · 21 answers · asked by MissEssex 5 in Friends

Hey guys,

I need to get to 10 East 40th Street. Is it walking distance from Penn Station?

Is there a line to get a cab outside of Penn Station on the 7th Ave side? I remember seeing a ton of cabs there last time I went.

Thanks!

2007-12-13 01:50:24 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in New York City

you a hug today, that way i get hugs too.


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2007-12-13 01:50:21 · 13 answers · asked by ilovemessages 7 in Polls & Surveys

Mine is 142 mph...ish.....?

2007-12-13 01:50:06 · 56 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys