Bonjour Monsieur, you just drove straight through a STOP sign. I have to write you a ticket. But as today I am in a good mood, I will offer you a chance to get off.
The motorist:
Ah, really? What must I do?
The Gendarme :
I will ask you two questions...If you answer any one correctly, I will forget about your ticket!
The motorist :
OK!
The Gendarme :
Here's the first one: What has an engine, four wheels and a steering wheel?
Motorist :
A car!
The Gendarme :
Yes... but a Toyota, a Volvo, a Mercedes?.. Sorry, I can't consider your response as correct.
So I will ask you a second question... Now concentrate! What has an engine, just two wheels, and has handlebars?
Motorist :
A motorcycle!
The Gendarme :
Yes... but a Suzuki, a Honda, a Kawasaki?.. Terribly sorry, but I must now write you a ticket.
The Gendarme, satisfied, gives him his ticket.
As he is about to leave, the motorist asks in an ironic tone:
Can I also ask you a question?
The Gendarme:
But of course!
The motorist:
What paces up and down the footpath in a leather mini-skirt with a handbag slung over her shoulder and is chewing gum?
The Gendarme:
Why, a hooker!
The motorist:
Yes... but your sister, your mother, your aunt?
2007-12-13
19:49:47
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