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Bonjour Monsieur, you just drove straight through a STOP sign. I have to write you a ticket. But as today I am in a good mood, I will offer you a chance to get off.


The motorist:
Ah, really? What must I do?


The Gendarme :
I will ask you two questions...If you answer any one correctly, I will forget about your ticket!


The motorist :
OK!


The Gendarme :
Here's the first one: What has an engine, four wheels and a steering wheel?

Motorist :
A car!


The Gendarme :
Yes... but a Toyota, a Volvo, a Mercedes?.. Sorry, I can't consider your response as correct.
So I will ask you a second question... Now concentrate! What has an engine, just two wheels, and has handlebars?


Motorist :
A motorcycle!


The Gendarme :
Yes... but a Suzuki, a Honda, a Kawasaki?.. Terribly sorry, but I must now write you a ticket.

The Gendarme, satisfied, gives him his ticket.


As he is about to leave, the motorist asks in an ironic tone:
Can I also ask you a question?

The Gendarme:
But of course!


The motorist:
What paces up and down the footpath in a leather mini-skirt with a handbag slung over her shoulder and is chewing gum?


The Gendarme:
Why, a hooker!


The motorist:
Yes... but your sister, your mother, your aunt?

2007-12-13 19:49:47 · 9 answers · asked by coolfluke 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

LMFAO~~~that is fabulous!!!
You get a star!!

2007-12-13 19:55:12 · answer #1 · answered by sasha1641 5 · 1 0

good 1 pmsl 10/10 x

2007-12-13 21:08:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

lol. heres yet another. its somewhat long yet completely well worth it. An older woman gets pulled over for rushing... Older woman: Is there a concern, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you have been rushing. Older woman: Oh, I see. Officer: am i able to work out your license please? Older woman: i might supply it to you yet i've got not got one. Officer: have not got one? Older woman: lost it, 4 years in the past for drunk driving. Officer: I see...am i able to work out your automobile registration papers please. Older woman: i won't be able to try this. Officer: Why not? Older woman: I stole this automobile. Officer: Stole it? Older woman: particular, and that i killed and hacked up the owner. Officer: You what? Older woman: His physique areas are in plastic luggage interior the trunk in case you opt to work out The Officer looks on the female and slowly backs away to his automobile and demands back up. interior of minutes 5 police automobiles circle the automobile. A senior officer slowly tactics the automobile, clasping his 0.5 drawn gun. Officer 2: Ma'am, could desire to you step out of your automobile please! the female steps out of her automobile. Older woman: Is there a concern sir? Officer 2: one among my officers instructed me which you have stolen this automobile and murdered the owner. Older woman: Murdered the owner? Officer 2: particular, could desire to you please open the trunk of your automobile, please. the female opens the trunk, revealing not something yet an empty trunk. Officer 2: is this your automobile, ma'am? Older woman: particular, listed under are the registration papers. The officer is extremely greatly surprised. Officer 2: one among my officers claims which you do not have a driving license. the female digs into her handbag and pulls out a snatch handbag and palms it to the officer. The officer examines the license. He looks fairly puzzled. Officer 2: thank you ma'am, one among my officers instructed me you probably did not have a license, which you stole this automobile, and which you murdered and hacked up the owner. Older woman: wager the liar instructed you i became rushing, too

2016-11-03 05:42:56 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

haha. that was funny. 2 thumbs up!

2007-12-13 20:02:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

hahaha
fabulous
fantastic
too good
you get a star
that's what i can say!

2007-12-13 20:12:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Hahahahahahahahahahaha....

Serves him right. Good one dear...


:-)

2007-12-13 21:21:29 · answer #6 · answered by 13 5 · 1 0

hahahahaha

2007-12-13 22:20:42 · answer #7 · answered by anna 7 · 1 0

LOL.... oui oui .... !!!!

2007-12-13 21:02:22 · answer #8 · answered by Sonny O 3 · 1 0

HAHA!! BURN!

2007-12-13 20:04:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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