1. If I like it, it’s mine.
2. If it’s in my mouth, it’s mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it’s mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.
5. If it’s mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
6. If I’m chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
7. If it just looks like mine, it’s mine.
8. If I saw it first, it’s mine.
9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
10. If it’s broken, it’s yours.
2007-12-13 19:48:00 · 15 answers · asked by jet-set 7 in Pets ➔ Dogs
Quite true,thank you for making me smile.
2007-12-13 20:01:34 · answer #1 · answered by shane c 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty true, except in my house if it belongs to my black lab, Abba then even broken it's hers. Cat toys, laundry baskets, and plant pots are also her property. In fact I think she may just let the other 5 dogs touch "her stuff" because I am around.
2007-12-13 20:29:25 · answer #2 · answered by Amanda D 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is my dog to a T. I have a the most baby proof house in the county because of his "laws" :)
2007-12-13 20:24:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep - I've got 3 large german shepherds and that definitely applies in my house xxxx
2007-12-13 19:53:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dogs, cats, small children, some adults, my last roommate. I think all of them live by those rules
2007-12-13 19:56:01 · answer #5 · answered by cnw002 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Works for dogs and bitchs
2007-12-13 20:02:23 · answer #6 · answered by Leo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds about right.
And to add to "Dogs, cats, small children", include husbands, boyfriends, males in general...
2007-12-13 19:56:20 · answer #7 · answered by JA12 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like the dog is yours.
2007-12-13 19:58:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Totally true.
Also could be applied to cats !
2007-12-13 19:55:50 · answer #9 · answered by Debi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, sounds about right.
2007-12-13 19:51:43 · answer #10 · answered by Just some guy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋