All categories - 10 December 2007

Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper young prince that I am, and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and feel forever grateful doing so.

That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sautéed frogs legs seasoned in a wine and onion cream sauce she chuckled to herself and thought: I don't f**king think so.

2007-12-10 01:10:44 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

You know.... the guys with the axes?

2007-12-10 01:10:41 · 13 answers · asked by SLICK G. 5 in Polls & Surveys

i know the answer already but i want to see if anyone can tell me what wi-fi stands for without googleing it. honor system please

2007-12-10 01:10:26 · 6 answers · asked by Chris S 2 in Computer Networking

I do, but of course they wait until I'm already dressed, showered, and up for school!

2007-12-10 01:10:19 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

With all this talk of global warming, you'd think they'd be shrinking.

http://icecap.us/index.php/go/joes-blog/southern_hemisphere_ice_cover_remains_well_above_normal

2007-12-10 01:10:16 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Global Warming

is cat meat or dog meat nicer

2007-12-10 01:10:12 · 42 answers · asked by harley s 2 in Cooking & Recipes

2007-12-10 01:10:11 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

handicapped people are also people like us.they deserve better.

2007-12-10 01:10:02 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

My advert for a college assignment is selling rugby shirts, and the main advert is of a black background with a model looking very intimating with a rugby shirt on, but I have no ideas for the slogan, please can anyone help? Thanks

2007-12-10 01:09:58 · 2 answers · asked by Gracey 1 in Other - Advertising & Marketing

I read a question on this and some people were saying not to use wipes if they're just wet, but that's gross! That leaves the urine sticking to their skin, what do you think?

2007-12-10 01:09:48 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Parenting

Roses are rose
Violets are violet
Please excuse me
I need to use the...toilet...

hehehe!

2007-12-10 01:09:38 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Poetry

believers who believe. If they are happy and secure with their beliefs why do so many feel the need to enlighten them. Like I said, I'm just curious.

2007-12-10 01:09:30 · 35 answers · asked by Becky 5 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-12-10 01:09:25 · 7 answers · asked by ? 6 in Religion & Spirituality

I think I'm getting a cold [[stuffy nose, watery eyes, sore throat]] and I have a band concert tomorrow at 7PM. I need to do something to get better by then so if you know anything i can do to help it plz tell me lol im desperate!!

2007-12-10 01:09:21 · 8 answers · asked by Lets play Russian Roulette 6 in Allergies

I still do feet and inches.

2007-12-10 01:09:13 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

to make you smile today

2007-12-10 01:09:10 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

http://s252.photobucket.com/albums/hh34/Saroona34/?action=view¤t=BABY13W.jpg

2007-12-10 01:09:08 · 7 answers · asked by sara S 1 in Other - Pregnancy & Parenting

I'm 13 yrs.159/160 cm,45kg?

2007-12-10 01:08:47 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i really want to stop hitting people as it is making me into a bad person

2007-12-10 01:08:43 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

It has no colour, but everybody can see it.
It has no weight, but every object or item which has one of those is less heavy than without one.

What could that be??

2007-12-10 01:08:28 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I had my m/c 3 weeks ago only bled for about 4 days after a medical m/c and no complications now getting some serious cramping pains and headaches is this my AF coming? i was hoping i would catch again b4 my af came could this be ovulation too? hospital said today my pregnancy test was neg, so how soon should i test if my af doesnt come in the next 3 weeks ? also i have a loss of appetite and feeling a bit queasy not keeping my hopes but but would like some advice please!

2007-12-10 01:08:28 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Trying to Conceive

2007-12-10 01:08:20 · 16 answers · asked by SLICK G. 5 in Polls & Surveys

and what would you really like to be doing right now??????
clean answers only thank you !!

2007-12-10 01:08:17 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

nothing ever rocked my boat except weeing in a sink, lol as u all read in my previous question!!

2007-12-10 01:08:14 · 6 answers · asked by Aleshia 1 in Etiquette

2007-12-10 01:08:02 · 4 answers · asked by core helps 3 in Pain & Pain Management

okay so i have a friend who is a passive and she has a friend who is bi. her friend is can be mean and bullies her a lot. she's always all over her but (fake name) sally never does anything about it and is afraid to tell her friend (fake name) susan that she doesn't feel the same way and that she's not bi. she won't listen to me and i need other ppls advice!

2007-12-10 01:07:47 · 3 answers · asked by lost in a haze 3 in Friends

what colour are your tree lights ty just for fun guys ty

2007-12-10 01:07:44 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Irish Mag and Mag Irish couple in love ♥

NIF Fickle couple ♥

And a whole lot of P&S success stories!!

Whats happening folks?! ♥

MG♥

2007-12-10 01:07:26 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-10 01:07:10 · 5 answers · asked by somanyquestions 4 in Global Warming

College football is still the most real & pure form of the sport out there. It's not tained by overpaid prima-donnas or the marketing machine of the NFL. Sure, there's some schools that have a negative impact on college football (USC, ND, Penn State, Miami, most of the SEC), but overall, one cannot beat the pagentry, history & feel of college football.

My question is: why are you watching the pros, when you should be watching college football?

2007-12-10 01:06:37 · 12 answers · asked by xplosive_azz_projectile 2 in Football (American)