Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper young prince that I am, and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and feel forever grateful doing so.
That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sautéed frogs legs seasoned in a wine and onion cream sauce she chuckled to herself and thought: I don't f**king think so.
2007-12-10 01:10:44 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats right, never mess with the princess!!
starred!!
Tehseen............thanx hun!!
2007-12-10 10:28:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The general idea is funny, although the delivery could be improved. Its a post-modern feminist slant on a medieval notion of gender roles, amusingly reversing the traditional roles for the effect of humour. However, the conclusion/punchline could be better!
2016-04-08 05:38:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-12-10 01:13:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-10 01:30:13 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats my kind of princes. Loved it
2007-12-10 01:43:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny frog having tragedic end.
2007-12-10 02:58:45 · answer #6 · answered by SHIVA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-10 01:44:56 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha clever princess, nice one chris.
2007-12-10 02:16:47 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Served it right...hahaha.....hipocrate frog...she knew it....wise enough like our yahoo princess.....LOL
2007-12-10 05:55:04 · answer #9 · answered by Tehseen B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-12-10 01:14:34 · answer #10 · answered by Ancalagon 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋