All categories - 7 December 2007

Does anybody know of a Flute (hindustani) teacher in New Delhi ?

2007-12-07 20:35:01 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Performing Arts

To prepare for his big date, a young man went up on to the roof of his apartment building in order to tan himself. Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude. Unfortunately, the young man fell asleep while on the roof, and managed to get a sunburn on his "tool of the trade".

He was determined not to miss his date, so he put some lotion on his manhood and wrapped it in gauze.

The blonde showed up for the date at his apartment, and the young man treated her to a home cooked dinner, after which they went into the living room to watch a movie.

During the movie, however, the young man's sunburn started acting up again. He asked to be excused, went into the kitchen, and poured a tall, cool glass of milk. He then placed his sunburned member in the milk and experienced immediate relief of his pain.

The blonde, however, wondering what he was doing, wandered into the kitchen to see him with his johnson immersed in a glass of milk. Upon seeing this, the blonde exclaimed, "So that's how you guys load those things!"

2007-12-07 20:34:56 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

so when his family found out about him and I dating, was when i got pregnant- even though we were dating for a year.

They hate me because I chose to make the right decision by having my baby, but they like my son. I dont understand how they can dispise me for having my son but love my son at the same time? Boy friend says that his family is close nit but they hardley came around to visit us while he was on deployment for 8 months and we lived 10 minutes away.My BF and I are still together and far away. But I fear that this will break us up when we move back to the same location as his family because i dont want to be around them.

2007-12-07 20:34:38 · 1 answers · asked by lukewarm 2 in Singles & Dating

Do you welcome new members? How about old members with new accounts?

My old account has been suspended, and this is my new one!

2007-12-07 20:34:16 · 12 answers · asked by Farah 4 in Egypt

Because every time i cut my lasagna and put it in a plate it becomes soggy and the sauce and lasagna noodle is all over the plate.

2007-12-07 20:34:13 · 8 answers · asked by avie_8 1 in Cooking & Recipes

then the book asked me to 1) determine the year which dvd sales will reach 2,800 million
so I just put log 2800 = 200 * 2^t then so log 2800/log200=2^t and then that equaled 3.0852357..=2^t and then I divided log 2 from 3.0852357 so it equaled 4.9 so that would be 2001 about, right?

and then it asked b)what is the doubling time for sales of dvd players and how do I figure that?

2007-12-07 20:33:39 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

choose one man from every street to dress up as santa and drop presents down his neighbors chimneys for the whole family... and the city pays them... but they have to wear a suit and be jolly.

2007-12-07 20:33:29 · 9 answers · asked by I Dream of Best Answer 4 in Polls & Surveys

In a good way? ;)

2007-12-07 20:33:28 · 12 answers · asked by ~dreamvette~ 5 in Polls & Surveys

I downloaded a movie quite some time ago and it is an .img file. I have nero express, but I have no idea where to go now. what do I do to burn this to dvd to watch on my dvd player?

Thanks!

2007-12-07 20:33:25 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Software

2007-12-07 20:32:15 · 7 answers · asked by Redneck 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

My boyfriend of 2 1/2 years just joined the US Navy, so we had a quick ceremony to get our marriage license before he left. the "wedding" will be in a few months when he's back. Problem: my Dad HATES my husband. Long story: we have a 4 year age difference & had sex before i was 18.. i was 17. & im almost 20 now.. dad read my texts and found out, & hated him since. anyway. my dad (step dad-he adopted me when i was 8 b/c my bio dad left us) & i have always had a rough relationship. we always argued when i lived w/ them,he has said terrible things to me, & never apologized. my mom said shed never forgive me if i dont ask him to walk me down the aisle.. but i dont think i want him to. he hasn't talked to me since we got married, and i dont feel right "begging" him to walk me. he would be hurt if i didnt ask, but he's hurt me too. my brother has been the only real man in my life, and want him to do it.. i hate to cause drama, but i want this to be the best day of my husband and i's life??

2007-12-07 20:31:59 · 23 answers · asked by navywife07 2 in Weddings

as a businessman,politcian or a community worker how can i use the word synergy and what is the meaning

2007-12-07 20:31:01 · 1 answers · asked by Franklin O 1 in Corporations

My new notebook should be here any day and my current modem has no wireless capability and only one Ethernet jack which my PC is plugged into. Could I just pick up a new one from the store, or should I call the phone company? I tried a different one time when a friend of mine got rid of their DSL (I have DSL too...) and it wouldn't work...

Any suggestions..?

2007-12-07 20:30:56 · 4 answers · asked by bhaze 1 in Computer Networking

Do you see around you and visualize hollow in all which is or do you just see with your eyes?
Though my logic appears to be deranged, why does it make logical sense?
That, that is, is not. That, that is not, is. Why are they possible to say, and why would think they are impossible to exist?
What is a paradox, and a parallel universe, so on, and so on? After all science is as logical as it's believer and it's creator. Man logical hardly, we created logic. We had to define the entire world around us, thus creating it into logical data.
The world was once thought to be flat, I am now telling you it does not exist and it does.
Ironically I cannot convince you that you are not real, because I am not real.
If you don't see what I mean, you are too far behind.
Look at all my questions, read and find clues to the puzzle which reveal the truth behind all that is in existence, including all that isn't.
Logic has become truth after years of questioning each theory in our existence.

2007-12-07 20:30:13 · 6 answers · asked by Adversity 3 in Philosophy

Recently a friend of mine came back from a trip to another state that he took with his sister, her husband, and their 2 girls. One is about 11 and the other 14. They stayed in a motel that had 2 beds, and was not allowed a cot or other sleeping furniture because they said the motel had a 4 room occupancy limit. The parents slept in one bed with the 11 year old and the 14 year old girl slept in the other bed with her uncle, my friend. He is about 50 years old. I acted shocked at this information and he said it was fine, the first night him, his sister, and the 11 year old slept in one bed, the husband in the other, but the 3 of them made it too hot and crowded, so the next night they adjusted to the sleeping arrangement I have disclosed. His sister is very nice and a Christian, so I suppose she trusts her 50 year old brother, but I find this disturbing. He talks about this girl quite alot , taking her picture constantly. Am I silly to think bad of that situation?

2007-12-07 20:29:58 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Toddler & Preschooler

2007-12-07 20:29:34 · 1 answers · asked by ryrhl 1 in Women's Health

1. A tv commercial with a giant size Melina
2. The next wrestler to star in a movie Rey Mysterio or Jeff Hardy
3. Mickie James, Kelly, Kelly, and Melina in a triple threat match in a pool of chocolate.
4. Maria winniing the women's championship with help from Lita or Trish.

2007-12-07 20:29:25 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Wrestling

i read somewhere that if u make ur hand fall asleep and then jackoff its like having someone else do it. so how do i make my hand fall asleep? :P

2007-12-07 20:28:39 · 3 answers · asked by average inc 3 in Men's Health

than asteroids ?

2007-12-07 20:28:37 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Astronomy & Space

2007-12-07 20:28:27 · 9 answers · asked by paddy 1 in Fish

I know I saw it at least 7 times.

2007-12-07 20:28:23 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Are we really a society that values looks over substance? I've heard arguments where you need to "flash the bait in order to get nibbles" and the only way a person will want to get to know you is if they notice you in the first place. So, I ask you, are the plain and ordinary people who are "great guys" and "awesome friends" doomed to a life of loneliness just because they don't have the rippling abs and chiseled jawline or are not "Fit, athletic, or in shape"? Let me know what you think.

2007-12-07 20:28:14 · 13 answers · asked by cardpackrat 5 in Singles & Dating

What I mean by that is fighting your weaknesses, dark past, and trying to find your true self. We always try to let go and move on but eventually it comes up again and we don't notice... So don't you agree it is the toughest battle to deal with yourself?

How do I get rid of my weaknesses? I know only I can get rid of my own but any suggestions?

Thanks for reading.

2007-12-07 20:28:13 · 5 answers · asked by Closed 5 in Psychology

I have a 7 year old and a 2 year old. I have just left work to be on maternity leave. My kids spent a lot of time at day care cause I was working and going to school. Now that I have them they are driving me nuts. I don't know what to do. I am trying to follow the schedule the daycare provider had them on but they are really not cooperating with me. My two year old refuses to take naps and my seven year old spends like an hour and a half most nights screaming (literally) that she doesn't want to sleep in her room and that she wants to live with her dad. I am trying so hard to stay calm and be a good mom but I just don't know how to handle all the screaming they do. What am I doing wrong??? Why are they fighting with me so much? They are not like this with there babysitter. Please Help!!!

2007-12-07 20:27:18 · 11 answers · asked by anyhoo085 2 in Parenting

Our Universe is defined as an infinite space (endless) by many. Wouldn't you need space to create space?

2007-12-07 20:27:11 · 3 answers · asked by DIANE V 4 in Astronomy & Space

2007-12-07 20:27:07 · 5 answers · asked by Gurdip s 1 in Turkey

....act straight ?

2007-12-07 20:26:26 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...and blinking incessantly, what would you throw at them?

2007-12-07 20:25:26 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If so...does the human mind have the capacity to understand such things past imagination ??!!

2007-12-07 20:25:15 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy