I’m a controversial figure: my friends either dislike me or hate me.
Learning is not compulsory… neither is survival.
Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.
A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat.
A technical objection is the first refuge of a scoundrel.
Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
It is better to wear out than to rust out.
Nature never deceives us; it is we who deceive ourselves.
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
If you bow at all, bow low.
DIPLOMACY, n. The patriotic art of lying for one’s country.
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye.
With time and patience the mulberry leaf becomes a silk gown.
Like its politicians and its wars, society has the teenagers it deserves.
Laughter is inner jogging.
Someday is not a day of the week.
Make service your first priority, not success and success will follow.
I must govern the clock, not be governed by it.
Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt.
Character is much easier kept than recovered.
If you don’t believe in something, you’ll fall for anything.
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