All categories - 1 December 2007

2007-12-01 06:58:47 · 18 answers · asked by TropyWife 1 in Other - Beauty & Style

THE AFTERLIFE

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. The woman's biggest fear was that there was no heaven. After a long life, the husband was the first to go and true to his word, he made contact. "Mary... Mary.... "

"Is that you Fred?"

"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."

"What is it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bathe in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again."

"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."

"Hell no, I'm a rabbit in Kansas."

2007-12-01 06:58:44 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

i lost my virginity almost a year ago but im parents dont really like him and i dont think they will let me see him anymore but i love him and i dont want to lose him!

2007-12-01 06:58:41 · 19 answers · asked by bre 2 in Other - Family & Relationships

........married a child, a 10 year old girl?

Was he locked up for 15 days?

2007-12-01 06:58:04 · 14 answers · asked by Rebz 5 in Other - Cultures & Groups

I have to personally sign 600 "office" Christmas cards and I am trying to think of a one word salutation. Any ideas??? Cheers, Peace,Greetings,Joy, and Love have already been used by others.... The shorter the better. Maybe in another language, other than English???

2007-12-01 06:58:03 · 4 answers · asked by charnel 3 in Christmas

Because I think he's the coolest ****** guy ever.

2007-12-01 06:57:57 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 06:57:54 · 8 answers · asked by powerball 2 in Books & Authors

im going on a diet and cutting out all meat and sticking to tofu instead. Anyone have any tofu recipes that are low on calories and will help me to lose weight? thanks! :)

2007-12-01 06:57:50 · 3 answers · asked by jboo 2 in Vegetarian & Vegan

should we have kept him?could we have used him to get a pitcher?

2007-12-01 06:57:45 · 8 answers · asked by mojo569 4 in Baseball

I have a gamecube and a wii and I wanted to know which version of resident evil 4 I should get?

2007-12-01 06:57:42 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Nintendo Wii

how do u think head ache can b solved?

2007-12-01 06:57:41 · 2 answers · asked by @Bad_Spongebob 1 in Pain & Pain Management

I'm doing an English prodject where I have to make a fashion magazine having to deal with the Middle Earth creatures. Can you please give me a website that has good pictures of what the characters look like? These are the creatures i'm going to put in mine:

A male hobbit
a female hobbit
dwarves
dragon
elves
trolls
wizard
Laketown male
Laketown female
Goblin

Thanks in advance for any help

2007-12-01 06:57:21 · 5 answers · asked by Tabithia Rose ♥ 4 in Drawing & Illustration

the North Iraq operation has begun. thanks for the US that understood our feeling. terror is just terror without suspicion!

2007-12-01 06:57:19 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

I'm gonna have a niece soon and i want to make 7 little stuffed monster things that symbolize something important in life. I have thought of like love and inspiration but i really want to have key ones sooo open up your brains and help me!!!!!! thanx

2007-12-01 06:57:10 · 8 answers · asked by idontremember1106 2 in Family

My small brother is bawling his eyes out and demanding to know where his gift is.hES DENYING that santa is real.Help.

2007-12-01 06:56:52 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Christmas

her ex texted her randomly when he was drunk saying he know she still loves hi, then she texted him calling him a psycho and she never loved him. then he called her a dirty c u n t with a smelly box, then she actually tried to call him to fight with him, but he didnt answer and she continued to text fight with him.wtf

2007-12-01 06:56:49 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Can anyone give me the definate percentage of how much of the brain we use, and what we dont use?? I also need a website I can see the answer on too as its on my coursework exam, thanks! :-)

2007-12-01 06:56:48 · 14 answers · asked by sc0rp10n147 2 in Biology

I am planning to enter Hampton's 5-year MBA program, but have no clue what I really want to do after that. Maybe something with marketing...

2007-12-01 06:56:45 · 2 answers · asked by crlb37 1 in Marketing & Sales

Here's my problem:
My cousin is getting married in March 2008 in Pakistan. But, I am a sophomore in high school, taking very difficult classes in America. So, it would be very difficult for me to get up and leave the country for a week or two (because I'm not just going to fly all the way across the world for just the one day), becaue I would miss way to much for school. I really want to be at her wedding, because she and I are really close. Do you think it would be selfish for me to ask her to change her wedding date?
Plus, I have already missed five days of school due to Eid (Islamic holiday) and sicknesses, so I really can't afford to miss any more this year. What should I do? Am i being selfish? And how should I convince her to change the date?
Please help!

2007-12-01 06:56:29 · 33 answers · asked by ..::Leila::.. 3 in Weddings

1. Calcium Chloride
2. Vitamin C
3. Salicylic Acid
4. Magnesium
5. Magnesium Sulfate
6. Sodium Chloride
7. Sucrose

2007-12-01 06:56:20 · 1 answers · asked by Dhoopy 3 in Chemistry

but it has not worked last month, hardly used it and have receipt can i get my money back

2007-12-01 06:56:02 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

2007-12-01 06:55:58 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music & Music Players

Okay people lets all be realistic the Yankees are not always going to win the Ws every year that just being realistic . Also being realistic is that i dont think its going to take another 10 years to win a Ws maybe i think 2 or 3 years tops maybe next year who knows

i think they have a great powerful line up and there trying to get better pitching and maybe have a great farm system packed with pitching down there and i have heard people say its b/c they have Chemistry and all this other BS its not that thye dont its because they have had not PITCHING

2007-12-01 06:55:56 · 15 answers · asked by Janet ♥(YFFL) 7 in Baseball

I had to go to an urgent care clinic because my pediatricians office had no openings... the doc at the urgent care clinic said my babies ear looked a little red and that she has a bit of an ear infection. She didnt want to prescribe antibiotics or draw bood but gave us numbing ear drops. my baby fusses A LOT when she eats because it hurts and sleeps a lot, if shes not shes fussing. Can a "little redness" in thr ear cause so much grief or did we get a crappy opinion/doctor? please help, she's so unhappy... 9wks and breastfed.

2007-12-01 06:55:50 · 10 answers · asked by throughthebackyards 5 in Newborn & Baby

just wondering. i think there are many different answers depending on ur religion

2007-12-01 06:55:29 · 25 answers · asked by peepoohead7 2 in Religion & Spirituality

do you have a favorite author?

2007-12-01 06:55:25 · 28 answers · asked by mojo569 4 in Polls & Surveys

wanted to take a baseball bat to someone's car ? Like in Carrie Underwood's video " before he cheats ?

2007-12-01 06:55:15 · 58 answers · asked by IT'S JUST ME ! 7 in Polls & Surveys

I am writing an essay on making gun laws stricter but i need a creative title and can't think of one.. any sugestions ??

2007-12-01 06:55:12 · 6 answers · asked by kaylaaa 2 in Homework Help

for people that know the difference, please explain.
being a true witch, there is no kind of rede or law of three. so why do wiccans claim to be witches. most of who claim to be wiccan witches are these teeny bopper kids or people that just found their religion.

witches does this upset you?

2007-12-01 06:54:24 · 13 answers · asked by me 2 in Religion & Spirituality