All categories - 30 November 2007

Our town is having a contest on who can create the best float. The catch is you have to decorate a boat not a trailer. We are using a pontoon boat. Please let me know any creative ideas you may have!

2007-11-30 01:41:00 · 2 answers · asked by padros 3 in Christmas

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Do you always expect an honest answer?

The manager hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and polite.

One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. While leaving the room, she courteously said, "Oh sir, did you know that your barracks door was open." He did not understand her remark, but later on happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open.

He decided to have some fun with his new employee. Calling her in, he asked, "By the way, Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door open this morning, did you also see a soldier standing at attention?"

The secretary, who was quite witty, replied, "Why, no sir, all I saw was a little disabled veteran, sitting on two duffel bags!"

2007-11-30 01:40:47 · 36 answers · asked by ? 5 in Senior Citizens

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Going to the doctor?

An older man goes for his yearly physical, with his wife tagging along.

When the doctor enters the examination room he says, 'I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample.'

The old man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, 'What did he say?'

The wife yells back to him, 'Give him your underwear!'

2007-11-30 01:40:41 · 10 answers · asked by Nancy M 7 in Jokes & Riddles

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What is that spice that you put in hot apple cider?

I'm from the south, so I had never had apple cider.
A couple of years ago I was in the Florida Panhandle and it was freezing. Everyone was huddled around a fire and I was given a cup of hot apple cider, it was delicious.
I saw the man who prepared it put in a round packet of spices and have not been able to find out what the were are where you can purchase them.
I've looked around Wal-Mart and have never seen anything resembling that packet or anything that says hot apple cider spices.
Could someone from the great white north please clue me in? What am I suppose to season apple cider with?
I need an expert:~)

2007-11-30 01:40:36 · 17 answers · asked by Cheryl 6 in Senior Citizens

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Do you like your meat raw or packaged?

2007-11-30 01:40:26 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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amino acid ,or RNA?

Phosphate, Ribose, Uracil

a. in this form , do they represent a (an) amino acid, base, portionof messenger RNA, or deoxyribonucleotide?

b. justify your answer

2007-11-30 01:40:25 · 6 answers · asked by chg 1 in Biology

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Is God just a word for “everything and anything that ever was, is and will be.”?

2007-11-30 01:40:08 · 17 answers · asked by Life goes on... 6 in Religion & Spirituality

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Why is it so bad that I'm not comfortable with the idea of worship?

2007-11-30 01:40:07 · 30 answers · asked by Linz VT•AM 4 in Religion & Spirituality

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it cant be the festive period, i haven't heard slade yet. have you?

2007-11-30 01:40:07 · 24 answers · asked by shergal farkey 4 in Polls & Surveys

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How can you keep your dog from growling at people on the bus?

it's not his fault he can sense evil

2007-11-30 01:40:02 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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i am 15.i have got pubic hair .but there has been no penile or testicular growth.my voice has not broken.?

2007-11-30 01:39:55 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Men's Health

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Every time I put a disk in my ps2 it says disk read error how can I fix this problem.?

2007-11-30 01:39:48 · 4 answers · asked by trrycass 1 in PlayStation

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Cats with a Dog?

Hey all, i currently have two kittens and wish to get a dog. I am going to wait until the cats are a year old because i think that will be safer, however i need your opinions.

1) What type of dog is best suited to cats. Im not sure if any are but if they are i would like to know. (I would like a bulldog tbh)

2) How old should the cats be before i get a dog to make sure that they will be safe

Thanks in advance

2007-11-30 01:39:45 · 5 answers · asked by Jefecito 1 in Dogs

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Can I file a harrassment complaint against the US Atty's office?

I sold an AG doll on craigslist. In the ad, I had pictures, and a description that said that she was played with & clean. Turns out the person that saw the ad was from the US atty's office, and her sister bought the doll from me. They're not happy with the doll because "its not new, frizzy hair" but I didn't list a brand new doll, and the pics showed hair that was slightly frizzy (but not bad). Well, she keeps calling me saying that she's from the US atty's office (calling me from their phone lines), and saying how I have to allow a return of the doll. Also she keeps emailing me too! I tell her to leave me alone, and she threatened criminal charges for fraud because the doll wasn't new. I didn't list it as new! Can I file a harassment complaint with the US atty's office for their employee using her employment as a way to harass me? I'm not accepting a return of the doll, I did nothing illegal, immoral, or dishonest in any way.

2007-11-30 01:39:41 · 5 answers · asked by ? 5 in Law & Ethics

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Why are all these rubber snakes staring at me?

2007-11-30 01:39:39 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What time is it at your place?

And where are you? lol its 11:37 pm for me : )

2007-11-30 01:39:24 · 24 answers · asked by Little Miss Vixen♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

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When You Turn Your Car On, Does It Return The Favor?

2007-11-30 01:39:23 · 13 answers · asked by swift1958 2 in Polls & Surveys

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New cells are produced from?

2007-11-30 01:39:04 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Biology

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Essay Question: "Explain why gift giving makes you feel good." I know this is asking a lot. You'll feel better

2007-11-30 01:39:04 · 10 answers · asked by Ha'ole Boy! 2 in Poetry

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who won at wrestle mania 3?

hulk hogan or andre the giant

2007-11-30 01:38:42 · 7 answers · asked by L LAWLIET=LOVE 3 in Wrestling

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Can women name their vehicles Mohammed? How many lashes is that for riding Mohammed?

2007-11-30 01:38:40 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

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where do i start if i want to study quarks?

2007-11-30 01:38:28 · 1 answers · asked by landroval88 1 in Physics

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plumbing problem?

the water was draining from my washing machine downstairs and all of the sudden bubbles were coming out in my toilet upstairs. What does this mean and what should i do about it???

2007-11-30 01:38:26 · 6 answers · asked by M L 3 in Maintenance & Repairs

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a lil help on a game im playing....................?

i am doing an online game where i have to google a picture, then crop off a small piece and other people have to guess

well my photo of choice was a slinky

my question to you is,
which photo preview should i use?

A.
http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l57/el...

B.
http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l57/el...

Here is the actual photo that i picked
http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l57/el...

i need it to be kinda tough, but not too hard where people get upset....

THANKS!

2007-11-30 01:38:21 · 3 answers · asked by bRoWn eYeD BuTTeRfLy®210~TX 6 in Polls & Surveys