I'm not having one yet, but I thought I'd see what you do, and share something I recently heard.
Try this: Stop at the pharmacy, & purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing & sit in your favorite chair. Open the package & remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not get chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box & read it carefully. Notice in the small print the statement: "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized". Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson." Have a nice day & remember there's always someone with a job that is more of a pain in the butt than yours :)
2007-11-28
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Tonya in TX - Duck
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