A wealthy Italian man was having an affair with an italian woman for several years .
One night ,during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him the she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage , he said that he would pay her a large sum of money , if she would go to italy to secretly have the child
If she stayed in italy to raise the child ,he would also provide child support until the child turned 18 . She sgreed , but asked how he would know when the baby is born ?
To keep it discreet ,he told her to simply mail him a postcard and write "Spaghetti " on the back
One day 9 monyhs later he came home to his confused wife
"honey she said . you recieved a very starnge post card today "
Oh just give it to me and ill explain it" he said
the wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card , turned white and fainted .
On the card was written : Spaghetti, Spaghetti , Spaghetti
2 with meatballs 1 without ..send bread
2007-11-27
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