A wealthy Italian man was having an affair with an italian woman for several years .
One night ,during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him the she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage , he said that he would pay her a large sum of money , if she would go to italy to secretly have the child
If she stayed in italy to raise the child ,he would also provide child support until the child turned 18 . She sgreed , but asked how he would know when the baby is born ?
To keep it discreet ,he told her to simply mail him a postcard and write "Spaghetti " on the back
One day 9 monyhs later he came home to his confused wife
"honey she said . you recieved a very starnge post card today "
Oh just give it to me and ill explain it" he said
the wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card , turned white and fainted .
On the card was written : Spaghetti, Spaghetti , Spaghetti
2 with meatballs 1 without ..send bread
2007-11-27 01:06:28 · 5 answers · asked by Dan M 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
durin an ear ache i finally smiled =]
2007-11-27 01:27:00 · answer #1 · answered by His Mrs. 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-27 09:50:32 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was hilarious. Loved it
2007-11-27 14:34:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Loved it!!!
2007-11-27 11:34:41 · answer #4 · answered by legalchick791 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe,
unlucky :)
2007-11-27 09:15:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋