All categories - 26 November 2007

Little Johnny's sister had just had a new baby without ears.

Mom and lil Johnny went over to see the new baby when mom said to lil Johnny:

" Lil Johno big sis has just given birth to a beautiful bouncing baby girl and she just called me to tell me that her baby was born without ears."

Johno," Ok ma!"

Ma," Please don't mention it or you'll get a serious spanking."

Johno," Ok, Ma I swear I won't mention his ears".

After arriving and inspecting the baby Johnny says:

"Sis, what a beautifully cute baby you have"

Sis, "Well thanks lil bro".

Johnny,"Cute little toes,cute little fingers and cute lil nose. Hey is her eye sight"

Sis, "The doctor said it is fine."

Johnny, "Damn good thing too cause she sure as hell won't be able to glasses"






Please starrrrrrr if you like.

2007-11-26 19:32:12 · 6 answers · asked by ms avarage 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-26 19:32:11 · 6 answers · asked by kevin g 1 in Sculpture

2007-11-26 19:31:34 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

There is an old abandoned firehouse on Chicago's west side... Where would I find out who currently owns it and if it is for sale?

2007-11-26 19:31:29 · 2 answers · asked by msjah1 2 in Chicago

Please try to remember the name If possible.

2007-11-26 19:31:29 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Media & Journalism

why is a big university better than small universitiy ? drop some ideas

2007-11-26 19:31:26 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Higher Education (University +)

i have a one-year old baby boy. he always go around the room to play which result to bump his head everytime he can't control himself to balance specially when walking. will there be a bad effect if a baby always bumps his head?

2007-11-26 19:31:07 · 7 answers · asked by Anna Theresa L 1 in Other - Pregnancy & Parenting

2007-11-26 19:30:57 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-26 19:30:51 · 9 answers · asked by Monsieur Recital Vinyliste 6 in Words & Wordplay

If so, why? If not, do you believe you could achieve this someday?

I think everyone is alive so they can experience life to the fullest and live a life that's desirable to that one person.

2007-11-26 19:30:17 · 8 answers · asked by Sarah S 2 in Philosophy

2007-11-26 19:30:14 · 9 answers · asked by Aquamarine 5 in Polls & Surveys

Multiply:
(5√[2] + 3)(√[2] – 2√[3])

2007-11-26 19:30:06 · 3 answers · asked by Zoomer1 1 in Mathematics

2007-11-26 19:30:06 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I purchasede the computer with it already installed it worked great but after i ran a system recovery on my computer it no longer works and I dont have the disc or anything it came with... please help!

2007-11-26 19:30:02 · 4 answers · asked by Ashley N 1 in Other - Hardware

i need a camera where i can just point and shoot and not have the flash go off two or three times before it takes the actual picture(kinda misses the point of a surprise picture). i would like one with the shock resist thing so your pics dont come out looking blury even when your taking pics of cars going 40mph lol and auto focus features but most of all pic quality has to be great and 16:9 widescreen available. thanks for the help. and also price doesnt really matter as long as i get what i need and what im lookin for.

2007-11-26 19:30:01 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cameras

...happy with a zombie? I do like necks, after all.

2007-11-26 19:29:38 · 8 answers · asked by Skatermomof5 7 in Polls & Surveys

Muslims inc The Muslim council of britain have came out in backing the teacher and her actions.
It now turns that it was the children who chose the name not the teacher,some were christian but the majority muslim.
A Muslim on the tv this morning has said that this is extremist's deliberatley stirring up racial and religious tensions.
His words were if my children called a teddy Mohammed i would be deighted as it showed their awareness of him.
He went on to say that nowhere in the Koran did it say you could not name an object in his name but, you could not build a statue or create something in his image incase you started to worship that item instead of God.He said the sudanese Authorities should wake up and stop this before it went to far.

Your valued opinions please.

2007-11-26 19:29:34 · 19 answers · asked by Agent Zero® 5 in Current Events

2007-11-26 19:29:34 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

who was chosen to sing the national anthem, got a case of the giggles half way through. Listen to what the crowd does to support him

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=NhcZRFcjbhw

2007-11-26 19:29:30 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Community Service

2007-11-26 19:29:23 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-26 19:28:32 · 11 answers · asked by ☺Love yourself☺ 2 in Diet & Fitness

2007-11-26 19:28:30 · 40 answers · asked by 🐭 cat™ 🐭 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-26 19:28:20 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-26 19:28:14 · 8 answers · asked by Tracy Terry 2 in Government

My darling teenage daughter just asked me... quick, what's the answer?

2007-11-26 19:27:58 · 22 answers · asked by lovie808 2 in Singles & Dating

2007-11-26 19:27:52 · 4 answers · asked by jongroendyke 2 in Languages

A blonde came to the library and returned her book.

Blonde: "Your book is useless. It's titled 'How to Kiss' but I could not find anything that tell me how to kiss somebody."

Librarian: "Honey, it's an encyclopedia."

2007-11-26 19:27:32 · 8 answers · asked by HazelNut 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-26 19:27:18 · 6 answers · asked by la123 2 in Nintendo Wii

or in any theater in Texas? I really want to know cause I want to go see it soo bad. Do we have to buy the tickets early too? If any of yall know please let me know.

2007-11-26 19:26:48 · 6 answers · asked by metroid 1 in Movies