Little Johnny's sister had just had a new baby without ears.
Mom and lil Johnny went over to see the new baby when mom said to lil Johnny:
" Lil Johno big sis has just given birth to a beautiful bouncing baby girl and she just called me to tell me that her baby was born without ears."
Johno," Ok ma!"
Ma," Please don't mention it or you'll get a serious spanking."
Johno," Ok, Ma I swear I won't mention his ears".
After arriving and inspecting the baby Johnny says:
"Sis, what a beautifully cute baby you have"
Sis, "Well thanks lil bro".
Johnny,"Cute little toes,cute little fingers and cute lil nose. Hey is her eye sight"
Sis, "The doctor said it is fine."
Johnny, "Damn good thing too cause she sure as hell won't be able to glasses"
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2007-11-26
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