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A blonde came to the library and returned her book.

Blonde: "Your book is useless. It's titled 'How to Kiss' but I could not find anything that tell me how to kiss somebody."

Librarian: "Honey, it's an encyclopedia."

2007-11-26 19:27:32 · 8 answers · asked by HazelNut 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Megan: If you ever seen an encyclopedia, you'd get it straight away :) Encyclopedias explain terms, concepts and words and they come in volumes, arranged alphabetically. For example, volume 1 covers from 'Abe to Computer', volume 2 from 'Crab to Exercise' and so on. Got it? :)

2007-11-27 13:52:55 · update #1

8 answers

Pretty good. But it does require some thought and will probably be missed by quite a few. You still get a star *

2007-11-26 19:31:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

where are you??? it's pretty simple first u must be kissed by a real man or a great lead kisser then you can follow. must have self confidence. just consider what it is what you r doing.
imagine a movie script. now picture the cast in your head,become the kisser. think of the other person's mouth. then yours. imagine how you would want to know the inside of your partners mouth.

2007-11-27 14:40:45 · answer #2 · answered by roche14522 2 · 0 1

Hahaha!

Nice one!
A star coming up!

2007-11-27 04:06:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I loved IT.

You do get a starrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Here

STARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR (LOL)

2007-11-27 03:41:20 · answer #4 · answered by ms avarage 2 · 0 0

cute , she probably was too!

2007-11-27 08:09:35 · answer #5 · answered by onecowboyjake 4 · 0 0

yer well im one of these thick people that doesnt get it... can someone please explain???

2007-11-27 06:11:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lollol..

2007-11-27 03:49:06 · answer #7 · answered by *♥sugar♥* 5 · 0 0

hahaha.....good one.....

2007-11-27 03:59:04 · answer #8 · answered by happy star 2 · 0 0

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