Youngest Son,"Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'in reality'!"
Dad,"I will show you.
Dad turns to his wife and asks her,"Would you sleep with Robert Redford for 1 million dollars?"
Wife,"Yes of course! I would never waste such an opportunity!"
Then Dad asks his daughter if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million dollars?
Daughter,"Waow! Yes! This is my fantasy!"
So Dad turns to his elder son and asks him,"Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million dollars?"
Elder Son,"Yeah! Why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 million dollars!
I would never hesitate!"
So the father turns back to his younger son saying,"You see son, 'potentially' we are sitting on 3 million dollars,
but 'in reality' we are living with 2 bitches and 1 gay!
2007-11-24
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