Youngest Son,"Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'in reality'!"
Dad,"I will show you.
Dad turns to his wife and asks her,"Would you sleep with Robert Redford for 1 million dollars?"
Wife,"Yes of course! I would never waste such an opportunity!"
Then Dad asks his daughter if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million dollars?
Daughter,"Waow! Yes! This is my fantasy!"
So Dad turns to his elder son and asks him,"Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million dollars?"
Elder Son,"Yeah! Why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 million dollars!
I would never hesitate!"
So the father turns back to his younger son saying,"You see son, 'potentially' we are sitting on 3 million dollars,
but 'in reality' we are living with 2 bitches and 1 gay!
2007-11-24 21:31:29 · 12 answers · asked by coolfluke 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great joke. Anything that exposes Tom Cruise for the idiot he really is makes me laugh.
2007-11-25 17:48:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
6/10
2007-11-25 00:31:50 · answer #2 · answered by zymzyv 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A star 4 u!
2007-11-24 22:05:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tasteless
2007-11-24 21:37:14 · answer #4 · answered by DichloroDiphenyl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA !! You invented it or copied it..Even if you copied it, you get a star and the joke gets a 10\10.
2007-11-24 22:42:50 · answer #5 · answered by Harry Potter 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-24 23:53:15 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL that a great one. You get a star for it!
2007-11-24 22:01:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha. Very stupid joke, but hey, aren't they all?
2007-11-24 21:37:43 · answer #8 · answered by Who's your Doctor? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmmmm
2007-11-24 23:54:50 · answer #9 · answered by hussain a 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL...!!!
...so does that make the dad gay or...????
*'s to yah dudette.....
;-)
2007-11-25 11:52:54 · answer #10 · answered by Sonny O 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋