Gary walks into a doctor's office and the receptionist asks him what he has.
He says, "Shingles."
So she takes down his name, address and medical insurance number, and tells him to take a seat.
A few minutes later a nurse's aid comes out and asks him what he has.
"He says, "Shingles."
So she takes down his height, weight and a complete medical history. Then she tells hin to wait in the examining room.Ten minutes later a nurse comes in, asks Gary what he has.
He says, "Shingles."
So she gave him a blood test, a blood pressure test and an electrocardiogram, and tells him to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.
Fifteen minutes later the doctor comes in and asks him what he has.
"Again, he says, "Shingles!"
The doctor asks, "Where?"
Gary says, "Outside in the truck. Where do you want them?" :)
2007-11-23
10:08:05
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