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Gary walks into a doctor's office and the receptionist asks him what he has.
He says, "Shingles."
So she takes down his name, address and medical insurance number, and tells him to take a seat.
A few minutes later a nurse's aid comes out and asks him what he has.
"He says, "Shingles."
So she takes down his height, weight and a complete medical history. Then she tells hin to wait in the examining room.Ten minutes later a nurse comes in, asks Gary what he has.
He says, "Shingles."
So she gave him a blood test, a blood pressure test and an electrocardiogram, and tells him to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.
Fifteen minutes later the doctor comes in and asks him what he has.
"Again, he says, "Shingles!"
The doctor asks, "Where?"
Gary says, "Outside in the truck. Where do you want them?" :)

2007-11-23 10:08:05 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

24 answers

Seriously how do you know my name and what I do for a living ?

2007-11-23 10:14:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Funny! 8/10!

2007-11-23 10:52:16 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1 0

Kinda funny. About a 6/10. Never heard it before though, so good job with your originality.

2007-11-23 10:11:16 · answer #3 · answered by stephieSD 7 · 1 0

What's the Joke then? Answer: No I never get jokes sent to my mobile

2016-05-25 03:34:07 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Funny! It's VERY fun to say electrocardiogram!!!

2007-11-23 10:20:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

lol that was too funny i havent heard this one at all im giving a props for that. lol

2007-11-23 10:15:16 · answer #6 · answered by Confused in the City 2 · 1 0

Meanwhile, the roof is leaking. Good one!

2007-11-23 10:11:28 · answer #7 · answered by sillysister4ever 3 · 1 0

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

2007-11-23 22:37:50 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1 0

thats a 10!!

didnt see it coming!!

2007-11-23 10:14:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Haha, that's pretty funny.
=]

2007-11-23 10:11:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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