All categories - 21 November 2007

I forget what day it was, but it was a few days ago on late night Comedy Central. There was a Jewish Comedian who was talking about his height being 6'6" and made some jokes about the difference of Christmas and Hannaka. If you know who I am talking about could you give me his name. Thanks in advance....

2007-11-21 08:15:39 · 2 answers · asked by Trebor 3 in Comedy

One night, a boy hears his mum and dad getting it on downstairs, so the next day he asks his dad, 'Dad, what were you and mum doing downstairs last night?'
His dad replies, 'We were..baking a cake, son.'
Later that night his dad hears the boy moving around downstairs so the next day he asks his son, 'Son, what were you doing downstairs last night?'
The boy replies, 'I was licking the icing off the sofa'.

2007-11-21 08:15:39 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

http://youtube.com/watch?v=xPSB7bx2E7o

this is a funny video with hank hill singing... just see for yourself.

2007-11-21 08:15:14 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

I thought we were here to have fun. I didn't understand what you guys were talking about with trolls and all. But some one(s) have "Violated" me twice. What's that about? I have never swore or even told a (very) offcolored or racist joke-not even much in the way of inuendo- Yet someone was on here yesterday accusing GW (Phil) of being a pervert-twice And they didn't get reported for HOURS! How do we stop this?

2007-11-21 08:15:02 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

my votes are for
Foley
RVD
Benoit (Would of been)
HBK
Triple H
Batista (same as Cena)
Cena (doesn't matter if you hate him)
Bobby Lashley
Rock & Stone Cold Steve Austin
Big Show
Undertaker

2007-11-21 08:14:59 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Wrestling

and I had heard that there was a place that i could go to find like minded folk - and that in the mists of time I had once ventured - but that it was so long ago that I had forgotten how to get there ....................would there be anybody out there who would email me and remind me how to find my way again!

I have been summoned by those with talons and teeth to explain myself!

Lock the wee hoose and guard the chickens while i am away - and if i am not back by morning - SEND IN MACTEALC to bust me out - this may be a hostage situation in the making!!

Am I stupid to trust a DRAGON???
Farewell sweet world!

2007-11-21 08:14:57 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

2007-11-21 08:14:55 · 14 answers · asked by Jimmy Jamsheed 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

My mum has asked me to look for a dvd she saw advertised on tv (it could even be at cinema) I don't really have much to go on, but here goes, she said it had green turtles on the advert and she thinks it might have been wallace and gromits friends, but she is not sure, but it was someones friends!!! lol

I don't have a clue what she is on about, no wonder given the clues lol, if you have any ideas let me know

Thanks in advance

2007-11-21 08:14:53 · 5 answers · asked by Nicole 3 in Movies

God I do......my avarage speed is around 75-80 and last night on my way home from work I hit 90!

2007-11-21 08:14:49 · 8 answers · asked by Jim Morrison's L.A. Woman... 3 in Commuting

I want to buy a PS3 in January or February 2008, but I want the PS3 I buy to have perfect backwards compatibility. Is Sony going to start making the 60GB again?

2007-11-21 08:14:45 · 4 answers · asked by Star-Scream 2 in PlayStation

http://www.circuitcity.com/ccd/compare.do?poids=192194,189826&prevPage=categorylist.do&catOid=-16941&nstr=20013061%2020016941%204811%20316941002&Ns=net_price|0||accm_grs_mgn_dllr|1&link=ref

i bought the canon today and while we were in circuit city my dad saw the sony and he said that carl zeiss is a good lens. i am so confused.
i like how the canon has different modes. my dad said that its upto me.
i really like the canon.

2007-11-21 08:14:24 · 6 answers · asked by booyah™ 7 in Cameras

We are having this pudding for dinner tomorrow.

2007-11-21 08:14:21 · 7 answers · asked by barbwire 7 in Cooking & Recipes

My friend has a brother who has been in trouble with the law..... He has been in prison for felony charges in florida on 4 seperate occasions since 1980...
He was charged in april with possession of cocaine, marijuana, heroin, narcotic equipment, smuggling contraband into an institution ( cocaine), possession of a concealed weapon by a convicted felon, cocaine possession with intent to sell, possession of a controlled substance with intent to sell,
he was let out on bond and had to go to work and come home by 8PM....
He was then charged again in june with possession of marijuana , cocaine, heroin .... thewy let him out on bail again... he didnt go to court, his bail was revoked, he was basically on the run...
he ended up turning himself in and was charged with
2 charges of failure to appear for a felony case, failure to appear for a weaons charge of possession b convicted felon, probation violation, and violation of supervise own recongnizince
ok sorry this is so long....

2007-11-21 08:14:14 · 11 answers · asked by Miss Rhonda 7 in Law Enforcement & Police

Stupid question -- I know. I've heard people say both. Somebody please clarify.

2007-11-21 08:14:13 · 8 answers · asked by gg55 3 in Words & Wordplay

What time does her show start and on what channel? Also how do you watch her shows that you missed?

2007-11-21 08:14:11 · 9 answers · asked by mermaidfairy2006 1 in Talk Shows

My cat scratches everything it see's!! Does he need toys? Scratching post? WHere can I get one? Anyways does he have fleas? T-Bo(My Cat) keeps scratching his self and he scratches his ear so much it bleeds and shed's his hair. What do I do? Where are some vets or pet shops in 33605 Tampa,FL?

2007-11-21 08:14:10 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cats

2007-11-21 08:13:55 · 7 answers · asked by April 5 in Polls & Surveys

Last minute shopper here... but I finally did purchase a turkey and since I couldn't afford to buy a "fresh" one, I had no choice but to buy a frozen one. What is the quickest and safest way to defrost this turkey? Thank you!

2007-11-21 08:13:46 · 12 answers · asked by Blue Eyed Angel 6 in Cooking & Recipes

to draw and paint. What is your experience?

2007-11-21 08:13:30 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Painting

The only wins they really got is the Vikings. The rest, if all the teams that played Green Bay except the Vikins were doing good this season as they should, the packers should be 2-8. So both Lions and Packers stink to me even though I love Brett Favre and the packers. You guys be realistic. That the packers don't deserve to be 9-1, neither than the Lions of 6-4. But the lions will win to me to get the 7-4.

2007-11-21 08:13:29 · 27 answers · asked by Gianfi 1 in Football (American)

I'm restoring an old car and need to identify some threads but i can't seem to find and info on thread sizes and some threads are actually in the car bodywork so can't be taken to a shop and matched. Has anyone got any thread sizing charts, or know where i can download them from. I mainly need the overall diameters and tpi (threads per inch).
I've also got some pipe fittings running through the chassis rails that need new fitting and these need identifiying insitu also.
Some way also me metric as they have been altered in the past.
Any help much appriciated

2007-11-21 08:13:18 · 11 answers · asked by jbenny1 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

you will have to come back here to get your answer in a little while when I'm done writing it.... ask ANYTHING!

2007-11-21 08:13:07 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Im 18 and he is 33, I have 2 children aged 2 and 3 and Im 18 weeks pregnant with another baby.

I met him in a club, he is nice and good in bed, he buys me and my babies gifts. hes getting divorced from his wife and wants to move into my council house, i dont want to loose my benefits though, so if I dont tell the government can they find out if no-one grasses?

I dont wanna rip hard earning folk off but i cannot afford to give benefirs up and expect him to payfor my rent and food etc.

we are going to florida keys in 3 weeks time, for a nice break as ive been working hard, i think he loves me and were taking my kids so he must love them too right?

2007-11-21 08:13:07 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-11-21 08:13:06 · 3 answers · asked by XunknownX 1 in Singles & Dating

okay. i really like this guy. and yes, hes emo. hes a junior, and before, he used to tease me, and hugg me, and...well,you know. flirt.
but now, nothing =(
then this other guy, whos a jock, fell head over heals for me. hes a junior.
and i kissed him.
but now i am majorly confused.
i think that i would rather go for mr. emo, its just that he doesnt talk to me.
and im just a freshman....


im asking this question because i really dont know the answer to this one. i really need your guys' help!
<3

2007-11-21 08:12:54 · 13 answers · asked by buttercup 2 in Singles & Dating

The internal energy change is 4:11 kJ when
an ideal gas expands from 3.50 to 28 liters
at a constant external pressure of 2:95 atm.
What is the heat absorbed by the gas from its
surroundings? Answer in units of kJ.

2007-11-21 08:12:47 · 1 answers · asked by rachlopez88 1 in Chemistry

While hunting whitetails in the great Wisconsin woods I was told by a fellow hunter that if a buck gets shot in the antler it will be confused and not be able to keep it's balance for a while. Is this true?

2007-11-21 08:12:43 · 9 answers · asked by blazingsaddles80 1 in Hunting

okay, so i'm currently nursing my 8month old girl. and i just found out i'm pregnant. i've noticed a slight drop in milk supply. but my baby seems satisfied after a feeding so i'm not worried about that. but what i wanted to know is, is it okay for me to nurse her for the nine months i'm pregnant, and can i continue nurseing her once the baby is here. it's very important to me that i nurse her for two years.

2007-11-21 08:12:42 · 9 answers · asked by Maya's_Mama 3 in Pregnancy

I love this girl, but i have never been able to tell her because she has a boyfriend. I love her so much that i feel if she truly loves the other guy I would rather let them marry and have her be happy. is that the right thing to do?

2007-11-21 08:12:29 · 36 answers · asked by Andy 2 in Singles & Dating