All categories - 20 November 2007

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart ....Nice children you've got there, are they twins?" The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins? ..........Do you really think they look alike?" "No", replied the greeter, " I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"

Starworthy???

2007-11-20 14:20:07 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

We got work to do even then, plus we have God on our side

2007-11-20 14:20:03 · 11 answers · asked by M-S 3 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-11-20 14:20:01 · 1 answers · asked by Joseph H 1 in Celebrities

you popped in your mouth so far?

2007-11-20 14:20:00 · 21 answers · asked by Viviana 5 in Polls & Surveys

anyone? lol

2007-11-20 14:19:55 · 12 answers · asked by suffolk_chess_champion 2 in Football (American)

Says:make a drawing on a cartesian plane
label 20 lines
2 horizontal
2 vertical
one set of perpendicular lines
one set of parallel lines
list the equation of each lines with appropriate number.
Please help me as soon as possible,Urgent.

2007-11-20 14:19:51 · 1 answers · asked by Thandron D 1 in Mathematics

please include:

age

years experience

type of bike

policies covered on your insurance (please)


thanks in advance!

2007-11-20 14:19:23 · 14 answers · asked by curiouslikeacat 1 in Motorcycles

2007-11-20 14:19:21 · 18 answers · asked by Liz 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-20 14:19:07 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

preferably celtic, but it doesnt really matter.

2007-11-20 14:18:58 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mythology & Folklore

It seems they're being deleted by the very people who posted them. Why? I would love to have the opportunity to answer some of these questions.

2007-11-20 14:18:57 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-11-20 14:18:51 · 19 answers · asked by PHIL B 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-11-20 14:18:43 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Careers & Employment

I think it came on WEDU I thought it was awesome couldnt quit watching it. What did you think?

2007-11-20 14:18:43 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

2007-11-20 14:18:38 · 46 answers · asked by iDance 3 in Celebrities

ok well i have been wanting to become an actress but my mom just thinks its a phase and dosent take me seruosly and ive ben doing resarch for 2year and dreaming about it for 5 (im 13). and ive read u need to take acting classes , and move to LA or NY and i live in TX but my mom says NO acting class because ur not going to go or she says its to far away from my city. and she said LA and NY are not places to raise kids (8kids).

How do I convince my mom or do yall know any way i can still persue my dream??(or convince my mom but i would really like advise on how to become an actress.)

2007-11-20 14:18:21 · 9 answers · asked by <3 4 in Theater & Acting

Thanksgiving day?

I think its a shame that certain places are open on Thanksgiving Day!

I have to work :(

<3 Thanx for answering everyone <3

2007-11-20 14:18:15 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My shoulders are wide and i have tone and muscles. And i want to get rid of them. Please help me. : ( I really need help. I am so upsets and i have never wear tank top because i feel like i am fat. and a shame

2007-11-20 14:18:11 · 3 answers · asked by pinki3_ch3rry 1 in Diet & Fitness

The illustrations include The capture of the Blockade Runner, Our New Iron-clad NAVY, and Manufacturing Muskets. These are all illustrations out of Harpers Weekly that i have to explain what that are trying to depict. Some of these pictures can be found at

http://www.sonofthesouth.net/leefoundation/civil-war/1861/september/muskets.htm

plzzzz Help its due tommorow, and if u cant find the pictures just type in the illustration in google. Ex: harper's weekly new ironclad navy

2007-11-20 14:17:59 · 1 answers · asked by Help101 1 in History

My sweety found a pic of me when I was 17, looks at me and says "you're old". Should I slap him into next year?

2007-11-20 14:17:43 · 3 answers · asked by dark bubble 7 in Polls & Surveys

I don't chose a certain presidents, and agree with everything they say. I might like something a republican says, and might like what a democrat says. Only stupid people choose and believes in everything one person says and does. Why don’t we have a congress just come with ideas if we should go to war, foreign exchange, economy, ect....and the people vote for it. We would have to work on the idea a little more, but do you get what I’m trying to say?

why vote in one person that we might not believe in half the they say. it’s like trying to order a burger, and having to have the combo with it when you don’t want the fries and soda

2007-11-20 14:17:43 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Current Events

Has anyone studied the "Course In Miracles"?
Can you give me some insight on it?
Has it changed your life?

2007-11-20 14:17:41 · 3 answers · asked by Peace! Lotus Flower 5 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-11-20 14:17:32 · 7 answers · asked by realchurchhistorian 4 in Religion & Spirituality

Finally the Senate and the Democrats can at least prevent the President from doing something in an underhanded way.

http://www.boston.com/news/nation/washington/articles/2007/11/19/reid_to_convene_senate_to_prevent_recess_appointments/

"....Reid asked a few Democractic Senators who plan to be close to the capital during the holidays-Jim Webb/Virginia, Byron Dorgen/N.D., and Jack Reed/R.I.-to gavel open and shut the Senate for 2 days each week."

Do you think recess appointments should be abolished unless in an emergency situation?

2007-11-20 14:17:11 · 17 answers · asked by Kelly B 4 in Politics

I have an 11 week old Rottie puppy. She constantly goes to the bathroom in her cage, even though I let her out all the time throughout the night. She doesn't go to the bathroom otherwise, and I know dogs don't usually go to the bathroom where they sleep. Is there anything I can do to prevent her from doing this?
She doesn't get any food after 6pm, she gets put to bed when I go to bed, at about 1am, and gets let outside lots before then.

2007-11-20 14:17:09 · 11 answers · asked by Adjrina 2 in Dogs

I had someone to call me and tell me they are going to rape me .Why do men rape.Why do they threaten rape.Once this year he almost got me i fought him with all my might he tried to shove his fingers in me but i got loose and ran like hell why does he sneak up on me. I am married but scared to tell my husband it is his freind he likes so much because he befreinded my husband to get close to me .But he is my ex from years back that has resurfaced he scares me and is trying to do whatever to make me miserable but my husband knows who he is but does not pay attention at all he allows him to come over and take pics of me he is married now with 3 kids what does he want with me .I need serious answers please!!

2007-11-20 14:17:03 · 32 answers · asked by Sharon G 2 in Marriage & Divorce

2007-11-20 14:16:09 · 5 answers · asked by Wind203 4 in Other - Business & Finance

I think I'm traumatized because I remember when my mom was about to cook chicken and she washed it first...but I got grossed out because it looked like she was bathing a baby in the sink...so now I don't ever like watching meat being prepared....let alone do it myself.

I know I'll eventually have to get over it and stick my hand up a turkey's butt someday...wait <.<

Yes I'm aware we live in different times now but I'm just curious to know how important it is for a guy to marry a woman who can cook....

2007-11-20 14:16:03 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

For those of you who don't do Thanksgiving, what will you be eating for dinner this Thursday and where?

2007-11-20 14:15:58 · 16 answers · asked by Chris C 5 in Thanksgiving

I will be interstate for the election so need to vote today or tomorrow, but I don't know where to go.

2007-11-20 14:15:54 · 4 answers · asked by Lou 2 in Elections