A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart ....Nice children you've got there, are they twins?" The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins? ..........Do you really think they look alike?" "No", replied the greeter, " I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"
Starworthy???
2007-11-20 14:20:07 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
:)
this made me laugh thanks!
2007-11-20 14:23:32 · answer #1 · answered by fluffycow77 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm surprised! I walk inta Wal Mart the other day and soon 'nuff ever'body has already made a joke outta it! Gee, I didn't think I came 'cross as bein' so mean though, what's up with that?
2007-11-20 22:28:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-20 22:24:34 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny thanx liked the laugh
2007-11-20 22:42:25 · answer #4 · answered by younggramma 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love that, but I've heard it before.
I also don't like giving stars to people who ask for them. They sound greedy to me.
2007-11-20 22:23:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha lmfao finally you got one I didn't hear b4
2007-11-20 22:58:14 · answer #6 · answered by stupid 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny star for you
2007-11-20 22:31:46 · answer #7 · answered by ski ice123 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh
thats so mean
but it IS hilarious!! lmao
2007-11-20 22:31:22 · answer #8 · answered by Harmony Alexis 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋