All categories - 20 November 2007

2007-11-20 10:48:38 · 1 answers · asked by steveo 1 in Hobbies & Crafts

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.

The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him earnestly.

"Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be alright. I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together in his groin.

But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and she put her hands inside. She began to massage him. She then asked him "How does that feel?"

He replied "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."

2007-11-20 10:48:24 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I have to do a project on.... well I dont even know. Its the parthenon I think thats ancient greece or something! anyway we have lots of option but the easiest is to make a model of it. What should I make it out of? I have thought of legos, wood, some type of base with paper towl dowels and such. Any other ideas?

2007-11-20 10:48:21 · 2 answers · asked by Jackal115 5 in Sculpture

i want to write but i have no idea about what, so far the books that i've read have symbolism and reoccuring events, is the author aware that he/she is doing it or is it planned out elaborately?

2007-11-20 10:48:15 · 4 answers · asked by abby g 1 in Books & Authors

I am making pork chops stuffed with gouda and bacon. Can anyone recommend a good side dish to go with it? My husband doesn't like applesauce so I can't use that. Maybe a vegetable of some sort? And how to make it would be appreciated. Thanks!

2007-11-20 10:48:09 · 23 answers · asked by Miss Annie 2 in Cooking & Recipes

2007-11-20 10:47:46 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fish

What is your favorite word?
Thanks =)

2007-11-20 10:47:20 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-20 10:47:19 · 15 answers · asked by Linz VT•AM 4 in Religion & Spirituality

I just read that over 40,000 left this year. What's so good about Australia anyway?

2007-11-20 10:47:14 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Australia

So we know religious views i.e. its bad, you'll go to hell etc.
Im just curious about the views on suicide of the non-religious (atheist, agnostic, undecided etc.).
Do you see it as a mental illness, a failure of society or freedom of choice?
Thanks

2007-11-20 10:47:02 · 50 answers · asked by Vampie 7 in Religion & Spirituality

i'm feeling a bit insecure... i know, it's silly.
but my best friend is getting married & her hubby-to-be's friends from out of state are throwing him a bachelor's party & my husband is going to go since he's good friends with the hubby-to-be...
and i'm just worried :(

do you think that's understandable?
what should i do? pretend i'm not bothered or let him know?

2007-11-20 10:46:58 · 17 answers · asked by Ember Halo 6 in Pregnancy

Ok, heres the question, What is 2+2? Longest answer to that question wins.

2007-11-20 10:46:58 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Adolescent

2007-11-20 10:46:47 · 7 answers · asked by Rob 2 in Investing

What if I say I'm not just another one of your plays
You're the pretender
What if I say that I'll never surrender?


i ♥ that song!!!
yayy i'm seeing them live soon!!!! :D

2007-11-20 10:46:40 · 17 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

Dang close to Louisiana, there must be some foods and recipes that come from the state of Mississippi in the US. Know any?

2007-11-20 10:46:33 · 6 answers · asked by Sarrafzedehkhoee 7 in Ethnic Cuisine

I would like to get healthy, great tasting food
like snacks and stuff ...
lol I'm so bored
I'd especially like it if you knew of brands that don't have meat

2007-11-20 10:46:22 · 6 answers · asked by Yuri ^_^ 5 in Vegetarian & Vegan

Which one of the Tapas 7 have been putting pen to paper?

They say actions speak louder than words, maybe these words might hold some truth?

Will this lead to a new ‘line’ of enquiry for Paulo Rebelo?


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2007-11-20 10:46:18 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Current Events

THANKS!

2007-11-20 10:46:17 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cooking & Recipes

2007-11-20 10:46:16 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Me and my wife were thinking about getting a dog this summer. But were starting to figure, why wait. Should we get a dog for Christmas for wait?

2007-11-20 10:46:02 · 12 answers · asked by fisherperson1 2 in Dogs

give me a thumbs down. Of course cats don't exactly have thumbs.

2007-11-20 10:46:01 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

btw, do you have any date palms around your neighborhood?

2007-11-20 10:45:58 · 23 answers · asked by Jack J 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-20 10:45:58 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

Do you think they will hold a perfect record?

2007-11-20 10:45:57 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Football (American)

im 15 and hate to study or read when im bored so what do you guys like to do? o yeah also ima guy.

2007-11-20 10:45:56 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

what is wrong with my cat
he is 1 year and 3 mounths old
and can't meow
what is wrong with him

2007-11-20 10:45:56 · 18 answers · asked by Buckeye_Babe_9 1 in Cats

im algebra today we were joking around and my teacher said no one has died from doing math but later said that someone had exculy died from doing math and that who ever could tell her first would get extra credit that I need. I know most people dont just say what they want in a best answer but I like telling people. What im looking for is not only an answer but also the most sorces that says so.

2007-11-20 10:45:49 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

i live in houston where is a local store to find artifical christmas trees?

2007-11-20 10:45:49 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Decorating & Remodeling

2007-11-20 10:45:39 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Elections

What is her name?

2007-11-20 10:45:06 · 13 answers · asked by spyblitz 7 in Trivia