A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.
The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him earnestly.
"Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be alright. I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together in his groin.
But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and she put her hands inside. She began to massage him. She then asked him "How does that feel?"
He replied "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."
2007-11-20 10:48:24 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2007-11-20 10:52:44 · answer #1 · answered by **So Kiss Me** 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow...either the therapist was stupid, or she was just plain perverted. If I were the physical therapist, I would at least ask where the injury was. And if it was really the groin, the I'd be like, "Sorry, I can't help you." Hahaha.
2007-11-20 11:46:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-20 10:59:18 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Lucky guy, gets a massage for nothing except a thumb, lol.!!!
Brilliant joke so 10/10.!!!
Cheers Bare hug.!!
2007-11-21 10:41:51 · answer #4 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhahahaha love this joke i wish i could give u a 100 stars 4 this joke LOL
2007-11-20 11:45:34 · answer #5 · answered by libra181994 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One!
2016-05-24 09:10:35 · answer #6 · answered by audrey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! laughing my *** off in the library..that's not allowed...yet i'm still doing it hahahahahhaha!!!!!!!!!!!!
(librarian is telling me "shhhhh!" whoops!)
hilarious joke!
2007-11-21 00:59:49 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! thats funny
2007-11-20 10:52:25 · answer #8 · answered by person 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO......Embarassing alright.......What a (_?_) physical therapist...
2007-11-20 10:57:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL she must have kicked him when she found out! ha ha ha. that's cute!
2007-11-20 10:54:18 · answer #10 · answered by kitten 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha nice one hun*
2007-11-20 12:12:01 · answer #11 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋