A man decides to have a facelift for his birthday He spends $5k and feels good about the results On his way home he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper
Before leaving he says to the sales clerk "how old do you think I am"
"About 35" was the reply
"I'm actually 47" the man says feeling really happy.
After that, he goes into McDonalds for lunch and asks the clerk the same question
The reply is, "Oh you look about 29"
"I am actually 47"
Later, while standing at a bus stop, he asks an old woman the same question
She replies, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a man's age If I put my hand down your pants 10 minutes I will be able to tell you your age"
As there was no one around, the man thinks What the hell and lets her slip her hand down his pants
Ten minutes later, the old lady says "You are You are 47"
Stunnedthe mansays "That was brilliant. How did you do that" The old lady replies "I was behind you at McDonalds"
2007-11-15
22:28:44
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