All categories - 14 November 2007

I was wondering, we're going to have all kinds of time together , kid free.. and who should be making the first move when we first get back to the house? we havent ever lived together.. married and he say a deployment.. i think its going to be ackward at first when we first meet up.. but who should make the first move ? any tips on living with someone when your used to living alone ?

2007-11-14 19:00:26 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

can anyone tell me is it normal to be liked being kicked in the balls??

2007-11-14 18:59:39 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

"What is the greatest thing about your religion that you truly and proudly treasure?" I answered Ephesians 2:2-17 =it's the grace of God that we are saved through faith. I also listed John 3:16- God loved the world so much He gave us Jesus and believing in Jesus we'd be forgiven (have eternal life=Heaven.) I listed Psalm 23, showing that God will lead us through life, aiding us through difficult times and to eternal life in Heaven. We are not to fear the problems of life- God is with us and will deliver us from damnation. Now, Some gave this answer a thumbs down response. Does that mean that I, me, myself don't treasure these things? I SAID that they ARE the things that I treasure.- Are they saying "No you don't" They would be answering for me! Does that mean they know what MY RELIGION teaches and I'm telling a lie? Does that mean they don't think things like, love, aid forgiveness,Gods grace, deliverance,salvation,Heaven, are NOT important? Love for us is a poor quality?? WOW.

2007-11-14 18:59:36 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

imagine if they would win would the dolphin nation celebrate like if they just won a superbowl? im just saying it would be weird.

2007-11-14 18:59:11 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Football (American)

2007-11-14 18:58:44 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1. describe the evidence supporting the existence of a super-continent
2. describe how the movement of the earth's plates led to the formation os pangea, laurasia and gondwana
3. give some examples of landforms created by faults and folds
4. describe some geological factors that led to the evolution of austalian fauna and flora.

PLEASE HELP!!
any answer wil do =]
thanks xxx

2007-11-14 18:58:12 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Earth Sciences & Geology

Its so weird for me sometimes when i wake up my pupil is very large and when i finish using the computer for 30min or more its very large when i look in the mirror?Its almost like those drops they put in your eye for an exam at the eye doctors
What could this be i already went to my eye doctor?

2007-11-14 18:57:58 · 4 answers · asked by b 2 in Optical

There are two women in the church choir I direct, and one of them is always so negative (not just about me, but everything) and the other one is frequently disrespectful to me, undermining my authority and also is extremely resistant to change. Tonight, the second one actually yelled at me and had a fit at the end of choir rehearsal.

How do you handle choir members such as these (believe me when I say, I PRAY you don't actually have any like them in your choir).

2007-11-14 18:57:48 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor."

"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer at the drugstore at the corner. Just give it a urine sample and the computer'll tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars...a hell of a lot cheaper than a doctor."

So Jack deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to the drugstore. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks.

That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and masturbated into the mixture for good measure.

Jack hurries back to the drugstore, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The computer prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab. 4. Your wife is pregnant...twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. 5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.

2007-11-14 18:57:45 · 8 answers · asked by 2Tall 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I stoped college after four years and a ton of debt, I wanted to find a job and work some of the debt down before i continue on.. and hopefully find a job that will help with the tuition fees. Any one think I can find a decent paying job with this amount of college and NO degree. i went to college for two years general ed, and could have an associates degree if applied for it, and i have one year tied up with business management and human services and another year in psychology. any ideas if you saw this on a resume would you hire me or should i start my own business and make ends meat that way ?

2007-11-14 18:57:33 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Careers & Employment

2007-11-14 18:57:25 · 15 answers · asked by mojo569 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 18:57:24 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 18:57:21 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

Just wondering because I almost never talk, wich makes me wonder how I have so many friends.

2007-11-14 18:57:18 · 9 answers · asked by GUY 2 in Polls & Surveys

My husband slept with one of my close friends 6 years ago. He just told me a few days ago during a heart to heart talk that lasted until early morning .... until that moment....
we were together for 6 years, we had just moved back to his home town across america. We were in our early 20's partying n hanging out, my friend (we'll call her D) had a pretty rough home life and stayed over a bit. I went to work while the 2 stayed passed out at home (so I thought) kickin it what not right? I didn't feel threatened ya know she was, not to be rude, but not very attractive. Anyways she stayed heavily in our lives for about 3 years. we all talked openly sexually so I thought, yah know bustin balls and sharing stories n stuff. My husband is totally into horror movies n gore n cool **** like that where as I wasn't too exposed to it growing up so a conversation about horror movies n gorey **** was like a foreign language to me , directors, scenes, story lines, whatever...... she was into it I enjoyed seeing my husband talk about something he honestly was totally into. It was ****** cool!! But I started to feel it, I started to feel like I was the fifth wheel, I told him, I told him, he knew I was jealous of their connection. I started to resent her I knew it I felt it but I trusted him. I just thought I was being selfish for feeling this way. He said it happened 3 times, over a period of about a 2 months. He said there was not cuddling, no crazy sex missionary and lame, right of course what I want to hear right? Well anyway he said she broke it off came over one day (didn't **** him , so he says) and said we cant do this anymore and she didnt want to ruin "our" mine and my boyfriends 6 year love...... as if that wasnt already ****** at this point right? He said he was angry with her but I guess we all continued to hang out and party after that. this was in 2001. we moved 2002 and married in 2003 life was going beside all the constant partying n drinking, we were very happy, so I thought. We moved again outta state back to the west coast , we stopped drinking n partying, I went to college and moved on to be a Mental health couselor. I have learned so much being in the mental health field. Why we do what we do, our behaviors, our triggers, our issues and how to deal with them. Butr when My husband threw this one out there all my training flew out thew window I feel lost and shook, my heart is heavy and Im not sure what the **** to do or say I want to respect that he was finally honest , but at what cost. I cant imagine spending my life any other way but I thought he has always been honest and to say you dont want to **** other people or are not attracted to other people would be lying to yourself. You just should have enough sense not to dip it in, right? Hes a guy I know that but seriously the pain I can physically feel right now in my heart doesn't feel like it was worth it. I know what an aching heart really is. I sent her a text message and said we need to talk Im sure she has been thinking about it all night. Im not sure what to say. or do I need some words of wisdom. WTF man WTF?

2007-11-14 18:57:04 · 11 answers · asked by lady_thickness78 1 in Friends

How about the value of the entire year's cards that includes OJ's rookie year? This is a complete set.

2007-11-14 18:56:57 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Football (American)

2007-11-14 18:56:51 · 21 answers · asked by †ђ!ηK †αηK² 6 in Polls & Surveys

Giving, Modest, Funny, selfless????what is the secret :)

2007-11-14 18:56:49 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

If it doesn't, why not?

no god plz

2007-11-14 18:56:40 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

i am going to to wite or email a old frirend i haveve talk to in a few years and just found out they have cancer and i dont no to wirte to them need help about to say

2007-11-14 18:56:38 · 4 answers · asked by fish162006 2 in Cancer

He is averaging 4.3 yards per touch this year. thats running and catching. As a life long Saints fan, i dont see how he can still be used as a decoy if he cant produce anything when he does have the ball.

2007-11-14 18:56:19 · 15 answers · asked by Slade Coccyx 2 in Football (American)

2007-11-14 18:56:07 · 6 answers · asked by princesspeach0606 1 in Dodge

Mary and Sheila were outside their old people's nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain.
Sheila pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.

Mary asks, "What's that?"

Sheilacalmly replies. "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet."

Mary then asks "Where did you get it?"

Sheila says, "You can get them at any pharmacist."

The next day, Mary hobbles into the local chemist and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.

Mary replies "Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel."

The pharmacist fainted.

2007-11-14 18:56:00 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i thought the universe was nothing more than a tube of eyeballs watching each other exist and thats why we do exist, to observe ourselves existing.

whats the craziest / wierdest thoughts youve ever had?

2007-11-14 18:55:57 · 8 answers · asked by this is my avatar 4 in Psychology

2007-11-14 18:55:43 · 34 answers · asked by i_am_GOD 1 in Religion & Spirituality

(a) sand in a circular motion
(b) apply pressure to the sander
(c) hold the job with one hand while sanding
(d) use the machine only when it attains full speed

2007-11-14 18:55:31 · 4 answers · asked by Akaash S 2 in Do It Yourself (DIY)

2007-11-14 18:55:18 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I get air from my diaphragm.

2007-11-14 18:54:43 · 3 answers · asked by recherche 1 in Singing

2007-11-14 18:54:17 · 15 answers · asked by rabble rouser 6 in Politics