Mary and Sheila were outside their old people's nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain.
Sheila pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Mary asks, "What's that?"
Sheilacalmly replies. "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet."
Mary then asks "Where did you get it?"
Sheila says, "You can get them at any pharmacist."
The next day, Mary hobbles into the local chemist and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.
Mary replies "Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel."
The pharmacist fainted.
2007-11-14 18:56:00 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha..funny man..i kill to see the look...hahahaha
2007-11-15 14:00:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-14 23:04:46 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 2 3 4, pick up kizzy from the floor! Ha ha, lol
2016-04-04 02:12:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude...you seem to be funny and crazy...I was unable to control my laugh after reading your joke.... I would like to give u a star...
2007-11-15 20:25:30 · answer #4 · answered by yash 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!
Very Funny!!
2007-11-17 12:56:48 · answer #5 · answered by friend4life3842 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha nice onee.
=]
2007-11-15 09:59:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
very funny
and good to read
2007-11-14 22:36:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha this is funny
2007-11-14 19:06:22 · answer #8 · answered by bebee b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny :P
2007-11-14 19:26:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG I would faint also!!!!
2007-11-15 05:11:38 · answer #10 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋