All categories - 14 November 2007

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2007-11-14 05:07:10 · 21 answers · asked by tsumetaitenshi 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 05:07:04 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cooking & Recipes

2007-11-14 05:07:02 · 7 answers · asked by TD Euwaite? 6 in Cooking & Recipes

I want to put up my Christmas tree! Hubby says it's too early!
I say it's not! He's not here and he will be out for a while! Should I go ahead and put it up while he's gone..lol...he's not the type to get mad...lol...But I am ready for it be up...plus it gives me somethig to do! Do u think I should put it up?

2007-11-14 05:06:57 · 19 answers · asked by woohooo 4 in Polls & Surveys

A man with a 25 inch long penis goes to his doctor to complain that he is having a problem with this cumbersome instrument and has had more than one complaint.

"Doctor," he asked, in total frustration, "is there anything you can do for me?"

The doctor replies, "Medically son, there is nothing I can do. But, I do know this witch who may be able to help you." So the doctor gives him directions to the witch.

The man calls upon the witch and relays his story. "Witch, my penis is 25 inches long and I need help. Can anything be done to help me? You are my only hope."

The witch stares in amazement, scratches her head, and then replies, "I think I may be able to help you with your problem. Do this. Go deep into the forest. You will find a pond. In this pond, you will find a frog sitting on a log. This frog has magic. You say to frog, will you marry me? When the frog says no, you will find five inches less to your problem."

The man's face lit up and he dashed off into the forest. He called out to the frog, "Will you marry me?"

The frog looked at him dejectedly and replied, "NO."

The man looked down and suddenly his penis was 5 inches shorter. "WOW," he screamed out loud, "this is great!" But it was still too long at 20 inches, so he decided to ask the frog to marry him again.

"Frog, will you marry me?" the guy shouted.

The frog rolled its eyes back in its head and screamed back, "NO!"

The man felt another twitch in his penis, looked down, and it was another 5 inches shorter. The man laughed, "This is fantastic." He looked down at his penis again, 15 inches long, and reflected for a moment. Fifteen inches is still a monster, just a little less would be ideal. Grinning, he looked across the pond and yelled out, "Frog will you marry me?"

The frog looked back across the pond shaking its head, "How many times do I have to tell you? NO, NO, NO!!!"

2007-11-14 05:06:55 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Two billiard balls of equal mass undergo a perfectly head-on collision. If one's ball initial speed was 2.00 m/s and the other's was 3.00 m/s in the opposite direction, what will be their speeds after the collision?

2007-11-14 05:06:52 · 4 answers · asked by Rasheena E 1 in Physics

Mose made a new friend in the Ukraine over the internet. How does Mose raise $25,000 quickly in order to bring her to the United States to make her his bride. Is this too much for a dowry? Mose's assets are not currently liquid due to investments in new beet farming machinery.

2007-11-14 05:06:50 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

2007-11-14 05:06:49 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Pregnancy & Parenting

What will happen if they do get a tattoo?

2007-11-14 05:06:37 · 25 answers · asked by BEAR 1 in Religion & Spirituality

She still doesn't treat me like her equal, and her kids don't respect me neither does she lets me discpline them when we lived togehter.....I'm am also raising my own 14 year old son.... Are we wasting our time?????

2007-11-14 05:06:24 · 21 answers · asked by bankerjay01 1 in Marriage & Divorce

Del Monte in particular. The jars are more expensive but taste better. Both have "light syrup", is one healthier than the other?

2007-11-14 05:06:21 · 6 answers · asked by P.Y.T.23 3 in Other - Food & Drink

2007-11-14 05:06:20 · 27 answers · asked by New York Chic 6 in Polls & Surveys

Matthew 5:29
If your right eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell.

-This of course is an analogy of things in our lives that cause us to sin- God is simply stating that whatever is causing us to sin we need to GET RID OF it! Throw it out of our lives! I agree completely and now that I have been pondering this verse today I want to pray for God to reveal any sin in my life, that is caused by something in my daily life I need to get rid of. Do you notice this in your own life? Is there anything in your life that is causing you to continually sin?

2007-11-14 05:06:18 · 21 answers · asked by Mandolyn Monkey Munch 6 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-11-14 05:06:15 · 31 answers · asked by Buddie 7 in Polls & Surveys

If you have a $70 trillion shortfall that you know is coming, at least you would be honest with yourself.

Why aren't Dems honest about it?

Our true debt is $79 TRILLION thanks to Dems' programs --- not $9 trillion.

2007-11-14 05:06:14 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

I want to propose within say 1yr, how do I go about ring shopping. Do I need to buy an expensive engagement ring or wedding ring or both? I guess I need to know what the first step is...

2007-11-14 05:06:11 · 9 answers · asked by JJ 1 in Weddings

2007-11-14 05:05:57 · 8 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

My friend just started a new job about 3 months ago. She is married. Her boss is also married. They talk alot about relationships stuff. He is not happy in his marriage but he has 2 kids that he has to think about too. She has a daughter and is equally unhappy in her marriage. Everything they complain to each other about is the exact same complaints. He has even said that he could see himself with someone like her. She is looking for someone just like him and she doesn't know what to do. He is amazing to her. He treats her like a queen at the office. He gives her advice and feedback on things that she chooses to discuss with him. Her husband is nothing like her boss. She has searched her whole life to find someone like him but now that she found him... he is married, but not happily married. What is your advice for her?

2007-11-14 05:05:55 · 19 answers · asked by crystal g 3 in Marriage & Divorce

How many Americans vote for a candidate simply because one of their favorite actors/singers advocate said candidate, and support them?
Do you think this would be irresponsible voting?

2007-11-14 05:05:39 · 26 answers · asked by xenypoo 7 in Politics

2007-11-14 05:05:36 · 8 answers · asked by Scott K 1 in Philosophy

I am looking for a recipe for this traditional dish...I used to have the recipe and lost it. It has a different twist on it. It contains either sour cream or cream cheese and also cheddar cheese in it. Can anyone give me a recipe like this or similar to this?

2007-11-14 05:05:15 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cooking & Recipes

what recipes would you recommend?

2007-11-14 05:05:09 · 7 answers · asked by LOST_fanatic:)! 4 in Cooking & Recipes

This is more than my take home, it is odd what women desire in a man. Am I just not a loser enough to attract one? Should I quit work and have welfare babies like everyone around me?

2007-11-14 05:05:05 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

mi serve una traduzione letterariaa:
quoniam ad hunc locum perventum est, non alienum esse videtur de Galliae Germaniaeque moribus et quo differant hae nationes inter sese proponere. In Gallia non solum in omnibus civitatibus atque in omnibus pagis partibusque, sed paene etiam in singulis domibus factiones sunt, earumque factionum principes sunt qui summam auctoritatem eorum iudicio habere existimantur, quorum ad aribitrium iudiciumque summa omnium rerum consiliorumque redeat.

2007-11-14 05:05:04 · 1 answers · asked by giulyfatina 2 in Homework Help

.. can we have an orderly queue please, no pushing!
'Thelondonpaper' Fri 14/11.07
Seriously, is sex a need? I thought love was a need, I think sex is desirable.

2007-11-14 05:05:01 · 14 answers · asked by the norm 3 in People with Disabilities

Does anyone have a recipe for Cheddar bread? All the ones I find on line are either really compilcated or have some sort of odd ingredient. Help please!

2007-11-14 05:04:56 · 4 answers · asked by Kristin 2 in Cooking & Recipes

2007-11-14 05:04:55 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

GWB & Reagan successfully did. Who was the last before that? FDR?

2007-11-14 05:04:55 · 16 answers · asked by PNAC ~ Penelope 4 in Politics

2007-11-14 05:04:54 · 13 answers · asked by mom of 3 under 4 3 in Garden & Landscape

How do you differentiate Sin[x^2]?
i.e. NOT (Sin[x])^2, but with the square operator actually part of the argument of sine.

2007-11-14 05:04:44 · 3 answers · asked by Rob H 4 in Mathematics