A mother is taking her 7 year old daughter to a play date with a friend when she asks, "Mommy, how old are you?"
"That's not a polite question to ask a woman honey", the mother replies.
"Well how much do you weigh?" continues the daughter.
"That's a rude question to ask someone too," the mother says, now a little flustered.
"And why did you and Daddy get a divorce?
"That's enough questions young lady!" answers the mother who drops off the daughter at her friends house.
"My mother won't tell me anything about her," says the daughter to her friend.
"Don't worry, just look at her driver's liscense, it's like a report card, it has everything on it," says her friend.
The next day the daughter says triumphantly to her mother, " I know you're 32."
"How did you........."
" And I know that you weigh 134 pounds.
"Who told you..........."
" And I know why you and Daddy got divorced, you got an "F" in sex!"
2007-11-13
22:05:48
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